Recently Joe Biden said people were too depressed to realize what an awesome job he’s doing. Because his brain is slipping at an alarming rate, he’s now saying people are too poor to realize what an awesome job he’s doing. Next week his message will be depressed people are too awesome to realize what a poor job he’s doing.
Having screwed things up worse than any president ever, Joe Biden has effectively doomed his party to an ass kicking in the midterm elections later this year. Because he doesn’t just bullshit the American people, Biden held a pep rally with House democrats to tell them how they will win big in November:
Biden kicked things off with this strange story:
“Look folks, I lee me begin by saying when I ran uh and a lot of you helped me, a lot a good people ran, I made it clear I was running for three reasons. I had no intention of running for office again when I left the vice presidency but uh when I saw those folks come out of those fields down in Charlottesville, carrying torches and singing Nazi slogans, carrying swastikas and white supremacists decided to get engaged,” said Biden.
They were singing Nazi slogans and carrying swastika and white supremacists? Biden’s recollection of Charlottesville keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Then there was this: “Putin’s war in Ukraine was never be a victory.”
Well said.
After announcing he would provide Ukraine with defensive weapons to fight off the Russian invasion, Biden added this odd asterisk:
“The idea that we’re gonna send in offensive equipment and have planes and tanks and trains going in with American pilots and American crews, just understand, don’t kid yourself,” said Biden.
I can’t believe Biden won’t send Ukraine those awesome battle trains. What a dick.
Biden then started listing all the ways he’s done a bang-up job since stealing the White House.
“Nor remember the lines of cars, nice looking cars, stretched for hours and hours to molkay just a box of food. Well, guess what? Stretching those miles and miles a no longer is happening. That food not only in the table on the trunk,” Biden said.
Dafuq?
Biden then bragged, “Black employment fell by 30%.”
He probably meant “black unemployment” but he was a on a roll. After thanking the democrats ” for what, “we’ve accomplished together,” Biden laid into the people he impoverished with his garbage policies.
“And by the way, the American people just trying to stay above water don’t understand this. You tell ’em what the American Recovery Act was and they look at you like, “what are you talking about?'” Biden said.
There it is: Biden says Americans are too poor to realize all of the wonderful things he’s done for them. Perhaps if they weren’t made poor by his shitty illegitimate presidency, they’d be a bit more appreciative.
This, or some variation of it, is a central theme in Biden’s speeches lately. Apparently his handlers think that by insulting Americans it will make them like Joe more. These clowns really don’t have a good plan for anything.
