White House press secretary Jen Psaki definitely doesn’t want to be on Air Force One alone with Joe Biden. For the second time since October, Psaki has conveniently come down with COVID-19 right before she was supposed to go to Europe with Biden. There are no coincidences when it comes to any bullshit democrats are involved with.
Joe Biden has sent Kamala Harris to Europe twice to fix the Russia/Ukraine situation and much to everyone’s surprise she didn’t do shit but make it worse. Joe’s the king of making things worse so he’s headed to Brussels to see if he can get Russia to escalate things with chemical and nuclear weapons.
Jen Psaki was supposed to accompany Biden on his world-ending mission but as luck would have it, she got the COVID. Here’s her statement:
Today, in preparation for travel to Europe, I took a PCR test this morning. That test came back positive, which means I will be adhering to CDC guidance and no longer be traveling on the President’s trip to Europe.
I had two socially-distanced meetings with the President yesterday, and the President is not considered a close contact as defined by CDC guidance. I am sharing the news of my positive test today out of an abundance of transparency.
The President tested negative today via PCR test.
Thanks to the vaccine, I have only experienced mild symptoms. In alignment with White House COVID-19 protocols, I will work from home and plan to return to work in person at the conclusion of a five-day isolation period and a negative test.
What luck. In fact, it’s incredible luck. Last October, Psaki was supposed to go with Biden to the G20 summit but also came down with COVID-19:
Sharing full statement and grateful I am vaccinated and for the amazing Biden team pic.twitter.com/QDokXo47dK
— Jen Psaki (@PressSec) October 31, 2021
Psaki is double-vaxxed and boosted and yet she has tested positive for COVID-19 twice in 5 months. What’s more, she has indicated she has symptoms of the virus. It’s not like she simply tested positive, she’s actually sick with it. I’m starting to think vaccines don’t work the way they told us they do.
Another possibility here is that Psaki does not want to be alone with Creepy Joe. In both of her statements she talked about meeting with Joe, but it was at a distance and other people were present. Perhaps she envisions some possible alone-time with Joe on these European trips and the thought terrifies her.
Joe does have a thing for young boys and Psaki is the closest thing to a young boy in the administration. I’m sure he’d love to sniff that fiery red “Chuckie” haircut of Psaki’s.
The last thing to consider is that maybe this is the Biden administrations way launching a new COVID variant to re-exert control over our lives. I’ve been seeing shit about the omicron “stealth” variant that is allegedly wrecking havoc in Asia and England. Supposedly cases are on the rise in the U.S. too.
Perhaps Psaki getting COVID again is Biden’s way of normalizing another wave of restrictions and an excuse for why the economy sucks.
