I realize that my headline makes it seem like Cory Booker blew a load all over Ketanji Jackson’s face but in essence, that’s what happened. The democrat Senator gushed and fawned over Biden’s Supreme Court nominee so hard that she began to cry and had to wipe away the tears. While not actual porn, it was certainly liberal fanboy porn.
Cory Booker made a name for himself on the Senate Judiciary Committee during the Brett Kavanaugh hearings when he proclaimed himself “Spartacus.” You see, Booker claimed to have released some documents that he wasn’t allowed to and in his mind this act of rebellion made him like the Thracian gladiator In reality, those documents had already been released, so it was a giant nothing burger.
In an attempt to get the spotlight back on him, Booker took his time in questioning Ketanji Brown Jackson to give her a metaphorical facial:
Cory Booker’s fawning over Judge Jackson makes her cry. pic.twitter.com/elrTH4FEhG
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 23, 2022
Booker had such idol-boner that his story was incompressible. As far as I can tell, he was jogging when a black woman got his attention to say how much she liked judge Jackson.
“And I’m telling you right now that I’m not letting anyone in the Senate steal my joy. I told you this in the beginning, I, I, I am embarrassed,” started Booker.
He should but but really he’s not.
“But earlier today, I just look at you and I start getting full of emotion. I’m jogging this morning and at the end of the block I live on and I get tell ’cause I put my music on loud when I’m jogging trying to block out the noise of the heart attack I’m having,” Booker said.
I see Booker is now using Biden’s speech writer who utilizes incomplete sentences, scattered thoughts, and random non-sequiturs.
“And this woman comes up on me mah, practically tackles me, an African American woman, and the look on her eye, she just wanted to touch me ’cause I thit, ’cause I’m sitting so close to you and tell me what it meant to her to watch you sitting where you’re sitting,” Booker said.
Cool story, bro. Chances are, this never happened but democrats aren’t known for their honesty.
All of that what just Booker stroking, he eventually built up to the money shot:
“And you did not get there because of some left wing agenda?” Booker said/asked.
I’m not sure why Booker spit that sentence out like a question when it was clearly a statement, but democrats aren’t know for making sense.
“You didn’t get here because of some dark money groups. You got here how every black woman in America who’s gotten anywhere has done,” said Booker.
Kamala Harris got where she is by banging a married man. Is that how Jackson became a SCOTUS nominee? The suspense is killing me.
“By being uh huh uh huh, like Ginger Rogers said, ‘I did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards and in heels,'” Booker finished.
SKEET SKEET SKEET
And with that, Jackson began to cry and had to wipe the tears away with a tissue.
Ketanji Brown Jackson is being considered for one of the most important positions in the U.S. Government. Rather than ask her questions pertinent to that position, Cory Booker basically masturbated on her because democrats are not known for being serious people.
