Russian Asset Maxine Waters Avoids Kremlin Sanctions

They way we’ve been led to believe that things work is any kind of favoritism from the Kremlin means a person is a Russian asset and a Putin puppet. Russia recently sanctioned most, but not all, members of the U.S. House of Representatives. Democrat Maxine Waters was one of the few not sanctioned so clearly she is in Putin’s back pocket.

After U.S. and Europe hit Russia with tons of sanctions over their invasion of Ukraine, Putin hit back with some lame sanctions of his own. He slapped sanctions on 398 House lawmakers, including delegates from U.S. territories and the District of Columbia. It’s unclear what these sanctions are, but they previously banned House speaker Nancy Pelosi from entering Russia, so maybe more House members now can’t go someplace they don’t want to go. Take that, you stupid Americans!

Curiously, Russia didn’t impose these sanctions on the full House and there are 39 members who have escaped the wrath of Putin. There are some Republicans like democratic party asset Adam Kinzinger but most of them are democrats. In fact, 24 of the 39 are democrats:

David Cicilline (R.I.)

Steve Cohen (Tenn.)

Gerry Connolly (Va.)

Rosa DeLauro (Conn.)

Ted Deutch (Fla.)

Anna Eshoo (Calif.) Gesundheit.

Steny Hoyer (Md.)

Sheila Lee Jackson (Texas)

Marcy Kaptur (Ohio)

William Keating (Mass.)

Raja Krishnamoorthi (Ill.)

Ted Lieu (Calif.)

Tom Malinowski (N.J.)

James McGovern (Mass.)

Gregory Meeks (N.Y.)

Gwen Moore (Wis.)

Jerry Nadler (N.Y.)

Frank Pallone (N.J.)

Adam Schiff (Calif.)

Bradley Schneider (Ill.)

Brad Sherman (Calif.)

Albio Sires (N.J.)

Chris Smith (N.J.)

Maxine Waters (Calif.)

With Cicilline, Cohen, Hoyer, Nadler, Schiff, and Waters, that’s pretty much the anti-Trump House impeachment force. If Donald Trump was a Russian asset, as these clowns claim, why would Putin not sanction them for attacking his American puppet?

And that brings us to Maxine Waters, who is clearly a Russian asset for being left off the sanctions list. I say that because if Putin had imposed sanctions on U.S. politicians when Trump was president and left him off, she’d say it was proof that he was in Putin’s pocket. Also, Maxine has some very sketchy finances, so obviously the Kremlin is paying her off.

All of the democrats on this list were early-adopters of the bullshit Trump/Russian collusion farce. We know that democrats are masters of projection so it’s likely they accused Trump of being a Russian asset because that’s what they were trying to hide about themselves.

The evidence gets even more overwhelming when you look at who was sanctioned. Republicans Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Lauren Boebert, who the democrats have accused of being pro-Putin, were all slapped with the sanctions. Additionally, Republicans Andy Biggs, Paul Gosar, Thomas Massie and Scott Perry, who voted against the Russian War Crimes bill, were sanctioned. Once again, the democrats are projecting.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was also sanctioned, which doesn’t have any deep meaning but it does have the potential for hilarity. It’s just a matter of time before AOC accuses Putin of sanctioning her because he secretly wants to have sex with her and that he’s afraid of an empowered woman of color. I woke that as a joke but I half-expect to be back here tomorrow writing that AOC actually said this.