The one time Joe Biden didn’t get lost at the White House and, wouldn’t you know it, he locked himself in. During yet another pointless event, Biden was introduced and couldn’t get out to the Rose Garden because the damn door was locked. Somehow Joe always finds a way to make it weird.
Joe and Dr. Jill held a Cinco de Mayo celebration in the Rose Garden today because they prefer foreign holidays over American ones. Things got off to a rocky start:
After the announcer introduced the illegitimate first couple, a Marine went to open the door for them but it was locked. He tried and tried, but the door wouldn’t budge. You can actually see dopey Joe through the glass door standing there without a clue. The Marine pulled on the door a half-dozen times until someone, probably Jill, finally unlocked it.
When the door finally opened, you can see that there was a on lock on the inside. Since Jill was on the side where the lock is, she is likely the one who eventually unlocked it. Also, Joe is braindead so it never would have occurred to him to do it.
Before we get to the rest of Joe’s insanity, I want point out a new phenomenon I have detected. When Joe and Jill came out, everyone had their phones up taking pictures and video:
And the same thing happened Monday when Joe demoted himself to Senator during a Ramadan celebration at the White House:
I’ve watched every single Biden public appearance since he announced his candidacy and I’ve never seen one person, let alone multiple people, film him like this until this week. My guess is Joe’s handlers have instructed people attending White House events to get their phones out and pretend like they are enthusiastic about seeing him. This is part of some sad White House plan to make it seem like Joe doesn’t suck.
After the locked door incident, things just got weirder. Biden took the podium and someone yelled something that Joe interpreted as love from the crowd. He started to speak and then just wandered away from the microphone and into the crowd. He briefly creeped on a woman and then returned to the podium, joking that Jill doesn’t let him do stuff like that.
And things just went downhill from there. Jill pointed out Joe’s granddaughter Naomi in the crowd.
“I didn’t see Naomi. I tell you what, hi Naomi, how are you? That’s my granddaughter, my oldest daughter Ella’s granddaughter,” said Biden.
Biden’s oldest daughter and only daughter is named Ashley and she has no children, let alone grandchildren. Naomi is actually is Joe’s granddaughter and a product of Hunter and Kathleen. Joe first wife, who died in a car crash was named Neilia. He doesn’t have and oldest daughter named Ella with a child named Naomi. I know this, how come Joe doesn’t?
Cinco de Mayo is a minor holiday that isn’t even celebrated in Mexico to commemorate a Mexican army victory over the French. Joe Biden used the occasion to call for amnesty for all illegal aliens. He also said “the other team” meaning Republicans aren’t smart for not wanting to give citizenship to the millions of illegal aliens, many who Joe let in.
To sum up: Joe Got locked in the White House, creeped on a woman, forgot who the f*ck his daughter is, and used a nothing occasion to push his America-last policies. It’s just another day in the illegitimate Biden presidency.
