The democrats’ Thursday night primetime January 6 special was a dud, mostly because nobody watched it and they failed to make a compelling case that is was anything other than some knuckleheads walking around the Capitol for an hour. In an effort to rescue their sinking narrative, Rep. Eric Swalwell has sent out a tough-worded tweet claiming the non-insurrection was a “conspiracy to thwart the will of the purple.” Yeah, he’s that dumb.
Ladies and gentleman, this moron is on the House Intelligence Committee:
“The conspiracy to thwart the will of the purple is not over” — in other words, the plotters of the coup against America are at large and want to be in charge. #January6thHearings
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) June 10, 2022
I figured I’d better screenshot this bad boy because even someone as dense as Swalwell will eventually figure it out and delete it, right?
Maybe not. That tweet has been up for over 17 hours and he’s tweeted several times since. Maybe he really did mean to say “will of the purple.”
That means we have to try to figure out just what in the f*ck he is talking about. Is it related to Barney the dinosaur? He’s purple. Maybe it’s a reference to the Prince album/song/movie “Purple Rain.”
Swalwell does say it’s a conspiracy by people who want to be in charge. That’s something democrats desperately want to hang on to, which is the purpose of the January 6 sham investigation in the first place. They want to use the nothing burger protests as a pretext to eliminate the Electoral College and federalize elections.
Democrats are the party of projection, so whatever they are accusing others of is an admission of guilt to their own shenanigans.
Still, what’s up with the purple shit? I searched Swalwell’s timeline for clues into the significance of purple to him:
Lt. Colonel Vindman is a decorated veteran, Purple Heart recipient, Harvard-educated Ukraine expert & respected diplomat. After serving our country for over two decades, he continues to be a true patriot by coming forward and testifying before @HouseIntel today. pic.twitter.com/OXMe0QtlzQ
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) October 29, 2019
What the f*ck did Vindman get a Purple Heart for? Did get carpal-tunnel syndrome from pushing pencils or did he lose a foot because of diabetes?
We are wearing purple to support National #RecoveryMonth. Together we can #EndTheStigma of substance use and mental health disorders. Treatment is available, and recovery is possible. Reach out to 1-800-662-HELP if you or a loved one are in need of assistance. You are not alone. pic.twitter.com/yR2dqRiaYH
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) September 16, 2020
Democrats sure do think wearing a particular color for a day solves things, don’t they?
I’m currently buying flowers for my son’s preschool sweetheart’s birthday party. He insists she likes purple and pink. What is happening?
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) March 27, 2022
How much do you want to bet that Swalwell’s son’s sweetheart is a midget Chinese spy named Ling Ling?
Actually, that’s it. If you mix Communist Chinese red with democratic party blue, you get purple. Let’s revisit Swalwell’s confession with the decoded purple:
“The conspiracy to thwart the will of the democratic party and their Communist Chinese overlords is not over — in other words, the plotters of the coup against America are at large and want to be in charge.”
You see, January 6 was about stopping the democrats from stealing the White House and the Senate. The rigged 2020 election was a coup against America and the democrats, who want to be in charge, will attempt the same thing in the midterms.
Suddenly it all makes sense.
