Democrats are hoping that the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade will help them avoid a slaughter in the midterms but many liberal voters are pointing out that they had 50 years to codify abortion rights and didn’t. To placate doubtful liberals, pretend Indian Elizabeth Warren is pretending like she has a solution by demanding that abortion teepees be put up at national parks.
In the wake of the Roe v. Wade overturn, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren has called the Supreme Court “illegitimate” which would be insurrection and a threat to democracy if a Republican said it. She has some ideas on how to restore the legality of baby-killing like packing the Supreme Court and eliminating the filibuster, which would be insurrection and a threat to democracy if a Republican suggested it.
In the short-term, Fauxcahontas thinks that the federal government should provide abortions on federal land:
“I also think, at this moment, the federal government needs to be exploring what they can do to make federals lands available to help insure access to abortion,” said Warren.
Warren provided further details to Caroline Kitchener, who is (no kidding) The Washington Post’s abortion reporter:
I just spoke with @ewarren, who suggested the Biden administration establish Planned Parenthood outposts on the edges of national parks.
“They could put up tents, have trained personnel — and be there to help people who need it.”
“It’s time to declare a medical emergency.”
— Caroline Kitchener (@CAKitchener) June 27, 2022
Kitchener reports that Warren said “tents” but we all know she really said “teepees” or possibly “wigwams.”
Also, WTF? She wants abortion tents in national parks? How much fun would that be to go see Mount Rushmore and then kill your unborn baby? Or even better, you could get an abortion on the deck of the USS Missouri at Pearl Harbor.
As bad of an idea as this is, there is a potential for merch sales. How about this for a T-shirt?
“My mom went to Yosemite National Park and all I got was murdered in her womb!”
Then again, who’s gonna wear that shirt?
Another problem is that rich white liberals like Warren tell us that crisis in the Roe v. Wade overturn is that poor black women won’t be able to get abortions. That collides with another rich white liberal narrative that national parks are racist because black people don’t want to visit them. It’s hard to have a black eugenics program when you can’t get blacks to come to the baby-killing teepees.
Then there’s the issue with the Hyde Amendment, which bars federal funds from being used to provide abortions. Somebody has to pay for those abortion teepees and it certainly can’t be the federal government.
Although, teepees are traditionally made out of buffalo skins so maybe Planned Parenthood could start making them out of aborted baby skins. They already chop up and part out the baby corpses to sell and there’s probably no market for the skin. Native Americans famously used every part of the buffalo so utilizing baby hides would be in-line with Elizabeth Warren’s fake Indian tradition.
