Here’s the thing, Micheal Moore isn’t pregnant, he’s morbidly obese. The rotund leftist agitator has kind of renounced his citizenship over the recent Supreme Court decision that overturned Roe v. Wade. It’s unclear what he’s actually renouncing, but it’s one hell of a liberal bitch-fest and something that is genuinely hilarious.
There is no day that pours salt on the emotional wounds of liberals more than the 4th of July. To “celebrate” American independence, Michael Moore cried in this SubStack post:
I, Michael Moore, standing up for Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, and being completely fed up with recent events that have upset my tranquility, herby declare the following on this Fourth of July, 2022:
1. I refuse to live in a country threatened by white supremacy — and I’m not leaving.So we‘ve got a problem.
Herby declare? I looked up herby and it means “(of food or drink) containing or tasting or smelling of herbs” which is terribly confusing.
Also, I feel like Micheal Moore has a problem that doesn’t extend to the rest of us. I don’t know about you guys but I couldn’t care less that Moore’s tranquility has been upset. I actually think this is Moore’s way of saying he’ll be dead soon. He says he won’t live in this country but also won’t leave. That means he knows the end is coming.
Somehow this gets dumber:
2. I cannot in good conscience continue to receive the privileges of “full citizenship” in this land when all of its women and girls have now been, by Court decree, declared official second-class citizens with no rights to their own bodies and conscripted to a life of Forced Birth should they fall pregnant and not want to be.
He never does say what privileges of citizenship he is renouncing, but I guarantee he will continue to eat American food. He’s mad, not crazy.
Then again, he is crazy:
3. I demand an end to the mass incarceration of Black Americans, an end to police shooting Black people, and I demand that reparations be made to the Black community for all they currently have to suffer and endure.
Reparations are supposed to be a financial apology for democrats owning slaves, not because black criminals go to jail for crimes they committed. But hey, if Moore will take all these murderers and rapists into his home, I’m sure everyone would support releasing them into his custody.
4. I insist we remove every single Republican from office in November. The Republican Party has dismantled itself and its remaining rogue elements now exist purely to overturn legitimate election results and overthrow the elected will of the vast majority of the American people. This must be halted without delay or equivocation.
He’s going to be so disappointed by the midterms in November when democrats get shellacked.
After making these demands, Moore detailed some of the action he’s going to take:
Until women’s rights have been fully reinstated, and their equal rights are enshrined in our Constitution (now that the required 38 states have passed the Equal Rights Amendment), I will not shut up about this. If you invite me to dinner that’s all I’m gonna talk about. Have me over to your party and it’s going to be, “Dobbs, Dobbs, and more Dobbs!” And I won’t stop until Roe is reinstated and 51% of Congress is female.
Who, in their right mind, would invite Michael Moore over to dinner? Even if it was a potluck thing, he would devour everything, far beyond his contribution to the meal. Also, could you imagine spending even 1 minute listening to this flat slob crying about abortion?
Moore also says he will lead a national strike, which is easy for him since he doesn’t really do anything and won’t lose out on a paycheck. Additionally, he will yell at politicians to pass gun control laws and eliminate the filibuster.
What this temper tantrum amounts to is, Michael Moore is upset about things and he plans to do basically nothing about it. Once again, he’s perpetuating the stereotype that fat people are lazy.
