There’s an awful lot of really bad stuff on Hunter Biden’s laptop but finally there’s something that might get all of us on his side. In yet more text messages from the infamous laptop, Hunter called his stepmom Dr. Jill a “f*cking moron” and an “entitled c*nt.” It must have been his one moment of clarity in the fog of his crack addiction.
The NY Post reports that even more texts exchanges have been culled from Hunter’s lap top. In one with Hallie, the wife of his dead brother Beau who he was sleeping with, he wrote:
“F*ck my stepmother for always being as much of a selfish silly entitled c*nt as you,” wrote Hunter.
Tell us what you really think.
Then, in a text exchange with Jimmy Biden, Hunter described to his uncle a conversation he had with Jill when she suggested he should go to rehab:
“I said Yang ow [you know] what mom you’re a f*cking moron. A vindictive moron,” Hunter wrote.
When you call someone a “f*cking moron” it’s always good to proofread the rest of the text to make sure you don’t come off as a f*cking moron yourself.
“I suooorted [supported] my GM family including some of the costs you should have used your salary to lay (pay) for – for the last 24 years,” Hunter continued.
Not that I’m sticking up for Jill here, but she teaches at a community college. How much could she possibly make compared to the awesome kickbacks Hunter was getting from Russia, China, and Ukraine?
“And you do know the drunkest I’ve ever been is still smarter than you could ever even comprehend and you’re a shut (sic) grammar teacher that wouldn’t survive one class in a ivy graduate program,” wrote Hunter.
Notice how he said “the drunkest I’ve ever been” and not “the highest on crack I’ve ever been.” On crack, Hunter has lost several laptops and wasted his ill-gotten fortune on hookers and drugs.
“So go f*ck yourself Jill let’s all agree I don’t like you anymore than you like me,” Hunter concluded.
I bet Thanksgiving at the Biden’s is awesome.
Speaking of rehab, when Hunter did finally go, and reportedly kept smoking crack, he was puzzled why nobody including papa Joe even contacted him. In another text to uncle Jimmy, Hunter complained:
“Litteraly [sic] has never come to one never actually called me while in rehab. So that’s a little insane,” Hunter wrote.
Yeah, why wouldn’t anyone want to chat with crackhead Hunter when he’s been so nice to everyone in the family?
I have to admit, I’m a little conflicted here. Hunter Biden is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever leave a skid mark on this world and yet I find his anti-Jill positions intriguing. I’m sure Charles Manson had some redeeming qualities too, though they escape me right now.
As for papa Joe, I’m against everything he stands for. I’m more on the same page with his stepmom-hating, crack-smoking, sister-in-law-banging son and that should be a wake up call to the guy who promised to “unite the nation.”
