Finger-Sucker Joe Biden Won’t Shake Hands On Middle East Trip Because Of COVID

The liberal media describes Joe Biden as “tactile” which is a nice way of saying he is inappropriately handsy. He gropes, sniffs, and licks everyone (mostly women and children) he meets. On the illegitimate president’s upcoming trip to the Middle East, he will reportedly not be shanking anyone’s hand because of a phantom COVID-19 surge. Either that or he doesn’t want to have to grovel before the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

The Jerusalem Post reports:

Biden won’t be shaking hands in Israel due to COVID surge

The White House has reportedly told Prime Minister Yair Lapid’s office that due to the surge in COVID-19 infections in the US and Israel, the president will refrain from shaking hands.

But the thing is, Biden isn’t just going to Israel, he’s also headed to Saudi Arabia to beg the country to produce more oil. The problem is, Biden has said he would make Saudis “pay the price” for the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. He also said he would make the country a “pariah.” Now he’s going over there on his hands and knees to beg for oil.

Biden has directly accused Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) of ordering Khashoggi’s murder and never apologized. Now Biden’s going to meet MBS and it’s going to be awkward. With this fairy tale about a COVID surge and not shaking hands because of it, Biden is hoping to avoid embarrassment. Unfortunately, embarrassment sticks to Joe Biden like flies on shit.

And we know this handshaking/COVID surge thing is a lie because Biden has never taken social distancing protocols seriously, even at the height of the pandemic. Now the pandemic is gone and he’s suddenly not going to get to second base with everyone he meets?

Just last week, Biden greeted Rep. Marcy Kaptur on the tarmac by sucking on her hands:

And yesterday after his factually challenged gun control speech, he was seen pressing the flesh with all kinds of people:

This is not a man who is concerned about spreading or catching COVD-19. Not now. Not ever.

No, Joe is not worried about a COVID surge that doesn’t exist, he doesn’t want any video of him on his knees before MBS, kissing his ring and pledging his fealty. He’s hoping that by claiming there is a new risk, that he won’t have to grovel.

There are actually some specific protocols in meeting the Saudi Crown Prince, and deviating from them is considered very disrespectful. Biden has already disrespected the Saudi royal family and the entire country. This no handshaking business is only going to make matters worse.

Making this whole thing as stupid as anything Biden does, the Saudis are reportedly already at the peak of their oil producing capabilities. Even if they wanted to help Joe out, which they don’t, they can’t physically pump more oil than they are already doing.

The good news is, no matter what happens, there will be cameras rolling when Biden meets MBS and it will be a very entertaining Joe shitshow for all of the world to see.