Everything democrats stand for is horrible and unpopular, which is why they rebrand everything with euphemisms. “Gun control” sounds too fascist so they call it “gun safety.” “Socialism” sounds too socialist so they call it “progress.” They also have a problem with the word “abortion” so Rep. Katleen Rice is telling democrats to stop using it because it sounds negative.
Here’s more of the democratic party solving all of the problems facing average Americans:
Democrat Rep. Kathleen Rice insists we need to “stop using” the word “abortion” when talking about abortion because it raises negative emotions pic.twitter.com/ENBbU9YHed
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“All I hear is a bunch of conversations where ‘abortion, abortion, abortion’ is meant as a negative term,” said Rice.
Well, it is killing an unborn baby so it is kind of negative. Also, that was 3 words, not 1. Yes, they are the same word but she said it 3 times.
“I would suggest we stop throwing the word ‘abortion’ around because you think it’s one that’s going to raise the emotions above having a reasonable conversation. In a word that has been weaponized in my opinion by certain people in this country. Because if we’re going to have a real conversation about this, we have to stop using language that is going to prevent an actual meaningful conversation from happening,” Rice said.
Okay, let’s have a meaningful conversation and I promise not to use the word “abortion.” I feel that elective surgery to kill an unborn baby as a matter of convenience is horrible, should be illegal, and is in fact murder. Prove me wrong.
As you can see, Rice feels like the word “abortion” has been weaponized and sounds too negative for democrats to have a meaningful conversation. Again, it’s killing unborn babies, so it’s horrific.
They have been trying to call it “essential health care” and “women’s care” but those are confusing to even liberals. Clearly they need a new euphemism to take the sting off of abortion. You know how much I love helping out uncreative liberal asswipes so I have a few suggestions:
1 – Get Out of Jail Free Card: Since democrats say that “forcing” women to have babies is a jail sentence, this is natural fit. Also, since democrats want taxpayers to foot the bill, the “free” part is perfect.
2 – Species Management: This term will appeal to hunters and preservationists who know that overpopulation is actually cruel to a species. Instead of sounding like killing babies, it conveys a feeling of saving the human race from extinction. Who could be against that?
3 – Eugenics: Call it what Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger meant it to be. Since most abortions are performed on women of color it’ll give liberals a chance to see if America is as racist as they claim if it catches on with the right.
4 – Unclogging the Drain: Liberals tell us that unborn babies aren’t human beings and merely a “clumps of cells.” Try rebranding abortion as something that doesn’t sound any worse than snaking a clogged drain. Nobody likes greasy hairballs.
5 – Birth Safety: Liberals have done well with “gun safety” so why not use it on abortion too? “Killing unborn babies” is harsh but you throw in the word “safety” and suddenly it sounds like the responsible thing to do.
The problem with any rebranding is that no matter what democrats call abortion, it’s still abortion. It will eventually take on negative connotations, because it’s a negative f*cked up thing to do.
