Joe Biden Leaves Vacation To Go On Another Vacation

For a guy who naps all day, Joe Biden sure needs to get away from it all. Biden is currently on vacation in South Carolina but tomorrow he will leave to go on vacation at his Delaware beach house. Biden needs a vacation from his vacation, which goes along nicely with his permanent vacation from reality.

Joe, along with wife Jill and crackhead son Hunter, headed off to South Carolina on August 11, just in time to not be around to answer any questions about why he had the FBI raid Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home.

And speaking of homes, the Bidens are staying at democratic party donor Maria Allwin’s $20 million beach-front mansion, free of charge. Since staying in such a place would normally cost tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of dollars, shouldn’t this be seen as an illegal political gift? I’m sure when Biden’s 87,000 new IRS agents are hired, they’ll be all over it.

Speaking of which, Biden took some brief time off this emoluments clause violation to fly back to Washington and sign the Inflation Reduction Act, which doesn’t reduce inflation but does hire 87,000 IRS agents who must be willing to use deadly force.

Biden had recently recovered from dual COVID-19 infections and then first lady Dr. Jill Biden came down with the ‘rona while on vacation in SC. As luck would have it, Jill got COVID the same day Biden flew to Washington, where he hugged and sniffed a variety of people. It’s good to see he is still respecting the “science” of the CDC COVID-19 guidelines.

After 9 grueling days at a luxurious beach-front mansion, Joe is reportedly headed for his beach front mansion in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, where he will be until at least next Wednesday. Hopefully he will be relaxed enough to come back to Washington for naps and Zoom calls.

You know, I got a parking ticket in Rehoboth Beach in 1988 for one dollar, which I laughed off and threw away. 12 years later, they tracked me down in California and it had accrued to something like $14, which I had to pay because I couldn’t renew my license otherwise. I feel like that’s a metaphor for Biden’s armed IRS force: they’re going to seize property from elderly people at gunpoint for making slight mistakes on their taxes 20 years ago.

Back to Joe: It turns out that while Joe is in Rehoboth, he can enjoy watching the construction of a security wall around his mansion. Despite claiming walls don’t work, Joe is helping himself to half a million taxpayer dollars to put a wall up around his palace. If illegal aliens have a right to come here and help themselves to our stuff, don’t drunken beachgoers have right to vomit in Joe’s pool?

If you are keeping track at home, when it’s all said and done, Joe is going to end up with at least 14 days of vacation. And he’s a guy that literally goes on vacation every week, plus he doesn’t do anything when he’s not on vacation.

That’s fine if you have an unimportant job like Secretary of Transportation and can take off for months on maternity leave like Pete Buttigieg but Joe Biden is allegedly the President of the United States. Let’s face it, there’s a lot of work to be done to unfit*ck all of the things Joe has f*cked up since stealing the White House.

I’m starting to think he has no intention of fixing anything he has broken.