Joe Biden Wishes His Unsuccessful Daughter Was A Rich Republican

It’s hard to tell if this is an attempt at humor or not because, let’s face it, with the senile gaffe-machine anything is possible. In any case, Joe Biden “joked” that he wished his unsuccessful daughter was a Republican because then she’d be rich. He may have been trying to claim that Republicans are corrupt and enrich themselves through holding public office, but he definitely insulted his daughter, which is where the actual comedy in this comes from.

Here’s CNN 2020 election reporter Sarah Mucha with an interesting tidbit of information from the campaign trail:

My guess is Biden has defective sperm that only make leftist losers. You need good gravy to make Republicans. Also, is he serious?

Biden made $15 million in the first two years after leaving office. Talk about turning an elected position into undeserved money. The Obamas and the Clintons before them have converted the office of the presidency into massive 8-digit fortunes. It should be noted that Biden, the Obamas, and the Clintons are all democrats.

But this line was about Biden’s children, which means he must have forgotten about his son Hunter who cashed in on his father’s name big time. Sure, Hunter is a crack-smoking adulterer, which qualifies him as a loser, but he’s also made millions for nothing other than being the son of a powerful democrat.

It’s possible Biden’s lack of self-awareness quip was in response to something Donald Trump Jr. said on Fox News’ Sean Hannity show. Hannity was outlining how unqualified Hunter Biden was to be given a lucrative position with a Ukraine natural gas company.

“Imagine. Look at how the media protects Joe Biden. Joe Biden is on tape in a quid pro quo. Either you fire him in six hours or you’re not getting the billion dollars. fire him, you get the billion dollars, quid pro quo. Then you’ve got, do you know anything about Ukraine, no, anything about energy? No. Oil? No. Gas? No. Millions of dollars, that was the guy that Joe demanded to be fired. Imagine if that was – your name was Hunter Biden,” said Hannity.

“I wish my name was Hunter Biden. I could go abroad make millions off of my father’s presidency. I’d be a really rich guy. It would be incredible. But because my name is Trump, if I took $1.5 from China, not 1.5 billion like Hunter. But $1.5, their heads would explode. If I took a no show job for $83,000 a month for a business I knew nothing about and a language I didn’t speak, in a corrupt country like the Ukraine where my dad says we’re going to withhold billions of taxpayer dollars, if you don’t get rid of the prosecutor investigating me. The media would end themselves, Sean,” replied Trump Jr.

Joe Biden may have no self-awareness or any idea where he is, but he sure knows what’s on Fox News. Chances are his TV is stuck on Fox because he doesn’t know how to work the newfangled remote, but he watches.

Meanwhile, things are sure to be uncomfortable at Biden house on Thanksgiving after Joe expressed his sheer disappointment in daughter Ashley’s lack of success. You’d think he’d be nicer to her since she’s his only living child that isn’t a major political liability. Democrats aren’t just wealthy corrupt hypocrites, they are also horrible human beings.