Ozzy Osbourne Leaving U.S. Because Of A Mass Shooting 5 Years Ago

The 2017 mass shooting at the Route 91 Harvest music festivalĀ in Las Vegas has left Ozzy Osbourne so traumatized that 5 years later he’s decide to leave America for good. I know that a lifetime of drug abuse can leave one’s mind a little scrambled but that’s some insanely slow reaction time. Joe Biden is sharper than this.

The Black Sabbath frontman revealed his sudden realization of something that happened half a decade ago in an interview with The Guardian:

Because, as much as they love their family, the Osbournes have fallen out of love with America. In February the couple are relocating back to the UK, selling up in LA (their Hancock Park mansion is on the market for $18m) and resuming residence in their 120-year-old Buckinghamshire pile, the Grade II listed Welders House and 350-acre estate.

When I ask why theyā€™re coming home after so long in California, Sharon insists itā€™s nothing to do with Ozzyā€™s health. ā€œI knew people would think that. Itā€™s not. Itā€™s just time. America has changed so drastically. It isnā€™t the United States of America at all. Nothingā€™s united about it. Itā€™s a very weird place to live right now.ā€

The Ozzy version: ā€œEverythingā€™s fucking ridiculous there. Iā€™m fed up with people getting killed every day. God knows how many people have been shot in school shootings. And there was that mass shooting in Vegas at that concertā€¦ Itā€™s fucking crazy.

ā€œAnd I donā€™t want to die in America,” Ozzy said.

So he was just sitting on the couch sometime this year and he finally realized there was a mass shooting 5 years ago? And he thinks that means he’s going to be shot to death? LSD is a hell of a drug.

The number of people killed in school shootings isn’t a mystery that only God can untangle. They keep pretty good records of the kind of thing. Also, there was a time when Ozzy made pretty good records but that time has passed.

I will tell you what is actually going on and it has nothing to do with Ozzy fearing a 5-year-old mass shooting. Ozzy is essentially an empty can and does whatever his wife Sharon tells him to do, without question. She wants to leave because the liberal celebrities she had been trying so hard to suck up to have cancelled her.

After some perceived racism involving Piers Morgan and Meghan Markle, Sharon was fired from her show The Talk. Now that the Cancel Culture system she supported has come for her, she wants out.

The Osbourne, like most British musicians, moved to America to avoid paying the exorbitant Ā UK taxes. By living here they are tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars richer but now they say the U.S. is “f*cking ridiculous” and are moving back to England. I can tell you what they won’t be moving back: their money. They’ll keep it in U.S. accounts so the British government can’t steal most of it.

I’ve been a big fan of Ozzy from Black Sabbath through his solo career and I certainly don’t mean him any harm but honestly, I’m shocked he’s still alive. This dude has done more drugs and stupid shit than any living person on the planet. Provided that he’s not immortal, when he goes, it’s not going to be in mass shooting. It’ll probably be Sharon-related because I’m sure she has a massive life insurance policy on him.