The liberal media tells us that the Patriot Front are an insidious white supremacist group that threatens our democracy. Part of that may be true because clearly they are undercover federal officers, so this isn’t exactly a democracy-building operation. In the latest attempt to sell these imposters as a credible threat, they leaked a video of some clean-cut khaki-boys training for war.
Prepare to be terrified at this racist scourge:
leaked patriot front video shows the members training for war pic.twitter.com/GkzTW77w2c
— Owen Morgan (Telltale) (@telltaleatheist) August 26, 2022
What kind of war are these clowns training for? They have no weapons whatsoever but do have cute matching shields. Maybe there’s going to be a shield war and they don’t want to get caught with their khakis down. Also, what are the chances that a legitimate white supremacist group would sink all of their money into matching shields? Or the matching preppy outfits?
I will say that they are pretty good at repelling a single person who isn’t trying very hard. Perhaps that’s the war they are training for: a one-man slacker insurrection.
Really, this looks less like preparing for war and more like police civil unrest training? That then begs the question: why would white supremacists, bent on overthrowing the government, be training to contain a protest? The only answer I can come up with is: they wouldn’t
You may notice that all of these guys are young, fit, and clean-cut. That seems weird because every other white supremacist group or militia has plenty of older people, overweight members, and scraggly bearded inked-up dudes. An FBI recruit class however would definitely be young, well-groomed, and tattoo-free.
Plus, as usual, they are all masked. I find it hard to believe a bunch of racist anti-government dudes would be following COVID-19 protocols.
The liberal media keeps telling us that these guys are white supremacists but I can’t for the life of me figure out how. They generally show up somewhere in a U-Haul truck, march around for a while, and then leave. They don’t chant white supremacist things, they don’t carry white supremacist flags, nor do they display white supremacist imagery.
They do however carry American flags, as they do in this video, which is a symbol for the United States of America. I can’t help but t notice that the FBI is part of the U.S. government.
The Patriot Front also doesn’t have any sort of online presence, outside of The Southern Poverty Law Center, which seems to be the source for all information on them. The SPLC claims the Patriot Front published a manifesto, but the only place you can find it is on the SPLC website.
How is the Patriot Front recruiting new members if the only way they exist on the Internet is on a lefty race-hustling website? That’s a trick question because the FBI has a very robust recruiting program.
Joe Biden and his Attorney General Merrick Garland have stated that white supremacy is the biggest threat to our country but for some reason they haven’t been able to provide any evidence. The easiest way to fix that is have the FBI create an ominous white supremacist group to scare everybody. The only problem with that is, those Patriot Front guys are comical and nobody believes they are legit.
