Joe Biden is an epic liar but he can’t hold a candle to his mentor, Barack Obama. The former Liar-in-Chief returned to the White House to unveil his presidential portrait and showed he hasn’t missed a beat. Not only did he say America was fortunate to have Joe Biden as president, he also claimed, without proof, that his wife Michelle is “fine.”
Traditionally the current president hosts his predecessor to unveil the presidential portrait. Because Obama spied on him and formulated the “Russian collusion” lie that dogged his presidency, Donald Trump decided to do away with that tradition. Luckily, Joe Biden stole the 2020 election and was able to invite the Obamas for the portrait ceremony.
Obama was lying right out of the gate:
“Joe, it is now America’s good fortune to have you as president,” said Obama.
High inflation, high food prices, high gas prices, high housing cost. It’s not so much that it’s our good fortune to have Biden as president as it is costing us a good fortune to have him as president.
“The country’s better off than when you took office,” lied Obama.
Is he serious? America is worse off in every measurable way: economy, crime, immigration, freedom, etc… and it’s all of Biden’s doing. In a little over a year and half, Joe Biden has destroyed this country. People are poor, miserable, and scared.
Obama saved the biggest lie for last:
“I want to thank Sharon Sprung for capturing everything I love about Michelle. Her grace, her intelligence, and the fact that she’s fine,” Obama said.
Grace? She’s like if an outside linebacker and Sasquatch had a baby. Intelligence? She launched a campaign to convince people to drink water when they are thirsty. And fine? Yuck.
Maybe Obama meant to say, “the fact that she’s Larry Fine.”
Michelle Obama is one of the least attractive women ever. I’m not saying that because I hate her husband and her politics. If she was a hot piece of ass I would admit it and say it’s a shame. She really is one ugly bitch.
Speaking of which, let’s critique the Obamas’ portraits:
First up, Barack looks like he’s in The Matrix. What’s up with that white background? Isn’t white bad? Also, the artist made Barrack look greasy and sinister with the dark shadow. His facial expression is like either he has to sneeze or he’s holding in a fart. Lastly, with his hands in his pocket, he looks like he jiggling his junk. Actually, now that a I think about it, this is a pretty accurate portrait of a horrible person.
With Michelle, her face only has 2 dimensions. She looks flat. Perhaps the artist recognized that much of Michelle’s hideousness in found in that third dimension. The artist was also wise to have Michelle sit so the she wouldn’t have to paint that unsightly crotch bulge. While the artist definitely took some liberties with Michelle’s ugliness, she sure as shit captured her bitchiness. She looks like she’s about to go apeshit on some mothers*ckers.
Since Joe Biden is all about preserving our traditions, I can’t wait for him to invite the Trumps to the White House for another portrait unveiling. I know that will never happen but if it did, it would be the funniest thing anyone has ever seen.
