I’m not sure what to make of this because I know Joe Biden is senile. He’s also creepy though, so it’s possible that the illegitimate president just admitted to an inappropriate relationship with a 12-year-old girl. Perhaps dementia and pedophilia both play a part here.
Biden was speaking at a DNC event for the teacher’s union when he stopped to say hello to a woman in the audience:
“You gotta say hi to me,” Biden said to the woman with a creepy wave.
“We go back a long way,” Biden told the crowd with a smirk. “She was 12, I was 30 but anyway, this woman helped me get an awful lot done.”
WTF?
Okay, Biden is saying that when he was 30, a 12-year-old girl helped him get an awful lot done. I actually can’t image anything moral, legal, or ethical that a 12-year-old girl could do to help a 30-year-old man get done, so that leaves the immoral, illegal, and unethical.
Given Biden’s history of groping, sniffing, and creeping on young children, there’s really only one way to take this.
Biden didn’t spend his whole speech reminiscing about molesting young girls, he was also incoherent and full of shit.
“Gun safety for our kids gun violence are on the violet,” said Biden.
I’m not sure what that means so let’s move on.
“I’ll tell you what. The thing that we found out and everybody found out, there’s not a lot of tote climate deniers anymore after they seen what happened this year,” Biden said.
What happened this year? Also, what is a tote climate denier?
“Look, I support the 2nd Amendment. I’ve 2 shotguns and I not I, I, yeoni tha rivey do is really target prack, haven’t do that in a long time,” said Biden.
Uh huh.
“But here’s the thing, there’s no justification for weapon of war,” Biden said.
Biden say weapon of war bad.
“The speed of that bullet is 5 times that that comes out of the muzzle of a most weapons,” said Biden.
Biden lie about power of thunderstruck.
“When I got a pass the first time as a Senator, in Delaware we’re a big gun owner state, lotta duck hunters, lotta hunters, and I’d be going, I literally went up and down the stream campaigning and going to the people who were part, who belonged to the the the NRA and others and I’d say ‘How many deer are wearing Kevlar vests,'” Biden lied some more.
So, in 1973 when Biden first ran for Senate, he campaigned by walking up and down a stream that was teeming with NRA member duck hunters armed with assault weapons to ask them about deer wearing Keval vests? Can we get a fact-check on this story? It sounds a little suspicious.
“What in God’s name do you need an assault wep for? It’s an assault weapon designed to kill people. To defend America. To defend people,” said Biden.
It’s kind of weird, but Joe just answered his own question: “What do we need an assault wep for?” To defend American people.
Biden finished off his gun rant by saying, “I’ve taken on the RNA and beat them.”
Unlike that other story, this one is true. I remember him kicking the ever-loving shit out of ribonucleic acid. it happened between his big showdown with Cornpop and when he had brain surgery for an aneurysm.
Basically this was a typical Joe Biden speech full of lies and weirdness. That thing about his inappropriate relationship with a 12-year-old girl was a new one, though.
