Biden’s Abortion Task Force Says Students Need Abortions To Thrive In School

Having tackled all other problems facing America, Joe Biden has assembled a crack team as part of his Abortion Task Force. What they came up with is that students need abortions to thrive in school. It doesn’t really explain all of the people who did well in school who never had an abortion but this is a Biden Abortion Task Force so they’re gonna be a little wonky.

It’s no surprise that Kamala Harris is on the Abortion Task Force and she kicked things off in a way that only she could:

“It is important to know that if there were a national law that was passed in the United States Congress to protect reproductive care, so-called leaders then could not ban abortion,” said Harris with a giggle.

Wait, if there was a federal law protecting abortion, states couldn’t ban abortion? That’s f*cking amazing. I’m so glad Kamaltoe explained that to us.

Now let me explain something to her: since the Supreme Court has ruled that abortion is a state issue, any federal law protecting abortion would be struck down as unconstitutional.

Next up was Joe Biden who mumbled through a story about a 14-year old girl with osteoporosis who couldn’t get her medication because of abortion for some reason. He then passed the mic to education Secretary Miguel Cardona.

“Thank you Mr. president, I share your concern over access to contraceptives and reproductive health,” started Cardona.

And then this:

“Students need access to health care to thrive in school and in life, including reproductive health care,” Cardona said.

Liberals call abortion, the act of killing an unborn baby, “reproductive health” despite the fact that it ends the reproduction process. What Cardona has said here is that in order for students to do well in school and in life, they need abortions. Oddly enough, he didn’t explain how this isn’t the most insane thing anyone has ever said concerting abortion.

From there, it went to an abortionist from Georgia who complained that the state’s moderate restrictions on abortion have “wrecked havoc” on her profession.

“Imagine looking someone in the eye and saying, ‘I have all the skills and the tools to help you but our state’s politicians have told me I can’t.’ Imagine having to tell someone, ‘You are sick but not sick enough to receive care in our state,'” said the abortionist.

Since when is being pregnant a sickness? These baby-killing ghouls are the ones who are sick. They are trying to make the miracle of child birth into a terminal disease with only one cure: abortion. That’s as sick as it gets.

“I also know that abortion is necessary, compassionate, essential health care,” the abortionist added.

Is there anything more compassionate than killing an innocent unborn baby as a matter of convenience to the would-be mother?

Another abortionist said killing unborn babies was, “essential life-saving health care.”

Like I said, these are some sick mothers*ckers.

As the Task Force moved to the closed-door portion of the media, reporters were kicked out of the room and shouted questions at Joe Biden that he ignored.

“I’m the only person in the world who does this. It’s true,” said Biden cracking a smile.

It’s unclear what he meant by that, but everything his says is muddy. Maybe he meant he’s the only world leader who doesn’t take questions from the press, or the only Catholic who thinks killing babies through elective surgery is awesome sauce.