Joe Biden Gets Ultra-Creepy With Girl In California

Joe Biden has warned of the fictitious democracy-killing scourge of Ultra-MAGA Republicans but has completely ignored they real threat of his own innocence-killing Ultra-Creepiness. While visiting California last week, Pedo Pete moved on a teenage girl with his patented sniff as well as some cringy dating advice.

Biden appeared at a campaign event for democrat Katie Porker at the Irvine Valley College campus in Southern California. After speaking, Biden stalked the crowd, looking for some young stuff. He finally found some girls willing to take a photo with him and then it was on.

First rule of Joe Biden is: never turn your back on him.

This poor girl had no idea and was soon in Joe’s clutches. After taking a picture, Joe grabbed the girl by the shoulder and went in for a sniff. Then, he gave her some dating advice, which is always creepy coming from an almost 80-year-old pederast.

“Now, very important thing I told my daughter and granddaughter: no serious guys till you’re thirty,” said Biden.

This girl was both in state of shock and panic as Joe got close enough to the back of her head to catch a whiff. The girl’s friend was also in disbelief and shouted “what!?!” Biden repeated himself because he has no idea how inappropriate his behavior and comments are.

The way this came off was like Joe saying, “Wait until you’re older for a serious relationship but do have some fun while you’re young. Wanna come rub my hairy legs in the presidential limo?”

Hoping that by agreeing with him he’d go away, the girl maned an “okay” in response to Creepy Joe’s unsolicited and unwanted advice.

Since this is coming from Joe Biden, it’s also hypocritical advice as no one in his family, including him, waits until the age of 30 to begin dating. Joe Married Neil when she was just 24-years-old. Joe started dating Jill when she was 24-years-old and married to another man. He married Jill when she was 27, 3 years shy of his 30-year-old rule.

Then of course there is his daughter Ashley who he used to take inappropriate showers with. It’s unclear at what age this happened, but it was when Ashley was a child so it was nowhere near the 30 age limit. Also, Joe is Ashley’s father so it’s extra-horrifying.

Joe’s son Beau married his wife Hallie when she was 28-years-old. At least Hunter Biden waited until Beau was dead and Hallie was 42 before he started banging her.

Then again Hunter did knock up a stripper who was under 30 and he spent hundreds of thousands on Russian hookers, none of who met the Biden Rule threshold. Hunter also married Kathleen Buhle when she was 23.

Maybe Joe was just using his family as an example for why women should wait until 30 before getting into a serious relationship since it worked out pretty bad for all the ones who came across the Biden men. Or, more likely, he was creeping on young girl because that’s what he does.