Joe Biden Can’t Find The White House, Again

As a U.S. Senator and vice president, Joe Biden has been in and around the White House for 50 years. He has been the illegitimate president for nearly 2 years and he still doesn’t know where it is or what it looks like. For the second time in his reign of forgetfulness, Joe got lost trying to find the place he lives in during the week.

Back in August 2021, Joe Biden got lost on his way back to the White House:

Then in December of 2021, Joe got lost coming out of the White House for the Christmas tree lighting ceremony.

In April of 2022, Biden switched things up and got lost inside the White House.

Now, in October of 2022, Joe is back to getting lost on his way back to the White House:

This video is from a tree planting ceremony on the White House grounds to honor the White House version of Groundskeeper Willie. After posing for some shots, Biden heads off on his own towards some brush.

He senses something is wrong but continues until an aide points him in the opposite direction. Let that sink in: Joe Biden was so disoriented that even though he can see the White House, he walked the other way.

“Is this the way we’re going?” Biden asked. “I thought we were gonna go the other way.”

After getting turned in the right direction, a clueless Biden asked, “How ’bout if I wanna go that way?”

“You can go whatever way you want,” answered the aide.

“I notice how much freedom I have,” said Biden.

That last line was delivered like Biden was pouting that his handlers are always telling him what to do.

Eventually, Jill Biden came over to show her wayward husband how to get to the place that everyone in the world knows where it is.

Prior to getting lost, Joe was trying to pay tribute to Dale Haney, the longtime White House groundskeeper.

“Fifty years, ten fresidents,” said Biden pointing to Haney.

Biden then motioned toward Haney and said, “I wanna talk to you.”

This was apparently a joke but I’m not sure why.

Then, as Biden grabbed his nose and said “the tree” someone off-camera, possibly one of his handlers, said something to the effect of: “Please don’t kick me again.” Not sure what that meant, but this is the Joe Biden Circus so anything goes.

When it came time to plant the tree, which was already planted, Joe took a shovel full of dirt, dumped half of it at the base of the tree and then brought his half-full shovel back to the pile for another scoop.

After taking some pictures with Haney, Biden invited the entire groundskeeping crew over for a photo, with a special emphasis on the female members.

“Come on guys, ladies,” said Biden.

There were 2 female members of the crew and they were the only 2 Biden interacted with. First, he grabbed one woman but the arm and moved her into place. Then he shook the hand of the other woman for an extra-long time, completely ignoring the rest of the crew.

It’s weird how Joe can’t find the White House but always remembers that he likes getting handsy with the ladies. Thank God there were no children present.