This is cute. Joe Biden tried to whip up support for democrats in the midterms by warning the Republicans will impeach him if they retake Congress. With an approval rating that’s circling the drain, this would seem to be an endorsement for all Republicans seeking office next Tuesday.
Joe Biden actually found a democrat without brain damage who wants him to campaign for him, so he headed out to Oceanside, CA to stump for Mike Levin. Rather than make a case to keep democrats in power, Biden gave incentive to vote every last donkey out of office:
“The institutions are under full-blown attack from the preb. I’m already being told if they win back the House and Senate, they’re going to impeach me,” said Biden.
He says the “preb” are going to impeach him but he probably meant Republicans. Then again, Joe doesn’t know what he’s talking about so we shouldn’t try to figure it out. In fact:
“I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for,” Biden added.
How about allowing 2 million illegal aliens flood across the border he left unprotected? Perhaps the disastrous Afghanistan troop withdrawal? Maybe selling our Strategic Petroleum reserves to a Chinese company his crackhead son Hunter does business with?
There’s actually more reasons to impeach Joe Biden than there are not to. Actually, there’s only one reason to not impeach him and her name is Kamala Harris. Maybe he picked her as his vp because he knew she was so objectionable that nobody would ever impeach him and make her president.
“All kidding aside, think about it, so much is at stake,” Biden concluded.
His basic message is, if Republicans win control of Congress, they will get rid of the guy who most of the country hates and who has destroyed this nation. That’s not going to turn a lot of votes for democrats next week.
And of course there was some fun braindead Biden moments as well:
“You know, how many states do you know where there’s no water to drink just that you can state cities and places?” Biden asked.
I don’t think I can answer that question because it makes absolutely no sense. I can say that I don’t know of any states or cities in America where there’s no water to drink.
“You think I’m crazy? I, I, I’m not nuts,” said Biden.
This may actually be true. He has dementia which has severely compromised his cognitive function and that’s different that being a lunatic.
Joe Biden actually spoke for almost an hour and I don’t hate myself enough to sit through the entire thing looking for his dementia highlights. The most important takeaway here is that Biden thinks saving his ass from impeachment is selling point to get people to vote for democrats in the midterms
That’s almost as bad as saying if you vote for democrats he’ll text you some nude pics of his wife. You don’t seal the deal by offering something nobody wants.
He should try saying that if the democrats hold Congress he’ll resign. Then again, that bings up the whole Kamala Harris issue so there’s really no winning for Joe and the democrats this midterm election.
