Joe Biden has accused others of being lying dog-faced pony soldiers and one-horse ponies but now the illegitimate president is saddling up his dementia and getting his own pony. In a recent speech, Joe announced, “I have a little horse.” Unfortunately he didn’t bring this little horse to show the world but then again it almost certainly only exists in his deteriorating brain.
Yesterday, before the votes were counted, Biden tried to do a victory lap over the midterm election results:
“Well, we had an election yesterday and uh, it was a good day I think for democracy and I think it was a good day for America,” Biden started.
Joe then launched into a coughing fit.
“Excuse me, I have a little horse,” claimed Biden.
The liberal media can’t stop reporting on the Bidens’ pet situation but they’ve completely ignored Joe’s acquisition of a small horse? What are they trying to hide?
Biden probably meant to say he was a little hoarse or that had had a little cough, but his mastery of simple English has been erased by the ravages of dementia. Speaking of which…
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Sorry, even I can’t transcribe that. Basically, Biden was trying to say the word “extremist” by stammering partial words that sounded like “apocalypse” and “cop” because to him they are roughly the same thing.
I can transcribe this but it doesn’t mean I can’t make any sense of it:
“Last night I was pleased to call Maxwell Frost a 25-year-old who got elected I guess the youngest man ever elected to United States Congress and uh I told him uh that uh he uh I I I told him I was first elected the second youngest person elected to the United States Senator 29. That I have no doubt that he’s out to an incredible start and what I’m sure will be a long distinguished career and when he’s president and they say ‘Joe Biden’s out in the outer office’ I know I’m onna say ‘Joe who?'”
Man, that Joe Biden is an eloquent mother*cker, not a joke and also not hyperbole.
I’m sure Maxwell Frost enjoyed that phone call with Joe as much as we did hearing about it. Also, for the record, he’s not the youngest man to ever be elected to the United States Congress, he’s the 32nd youngest person to be elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. So close.
Additionally, Joe Biden wasn’t the youngest man ever elected to the U.S. Senate at 29, he was the 3rd youngest. Both John Eaton and Armistead Mason were 28-years-old when they were elected as Senators.
And speaking of bullshit, it wouldn’t be a Biden speech without out some whoppers and Joe claimed that his party lost the least amount of House seats in a first term midterm election since the Kennedy administration.
First, the results aren’t in yet and Biden doesn’t know how many seats the democrats lost and second:
Donald Trump lost 40 seats in 2018.
Barack Obama lost 63 setas in 2010.
George W. Bush gained 3 seats in 2002.
Bill Clinton lost 52 seats in 1994.
George H. W. Bush lost 8 seats in 1990.
Ronald Reagan lost 26 seats in 1982.
Jimmy Carter lost 15 seats in 1978.
Gerald Ford lost 64 seats in 1974.
Richard Nixon lost 12 seats in 1970.
Lyndon Johnson lost 47 seats in 1966.
John F. Kennedy lost 4 seats in 1962.
In order for Biden’s boast to not be a lie, the democrats have to pick up seats, which is something that won’t happen.
Biden took questions from pre-selected members of the press and then abruptly ended the session by appearing to fall asleep. Seriously, watch the end of the embedded video above. He says thank you and then nods off.
It would have been cooler if Joe hopped on his little horse and road off to the sunset but that’s probably what happened in his dementia dream world.
