Since announcing his candidacy earlier this year Joe Biden has done essentially two things: put his foot in his mouth and put his head up his ass. While the dexterity needed to perform this complex liberal yoga pose is impressive, it does nothing to bolster the idea that the former VP is a sane person. With increasing frequency Biden has been making a series of bizarre and straight-up crazy statements. In an effort to prove he is not a lunatic, he reassured a crowd that he is not going nuts, which isn’t exactly the kind of thing a sane person says.
On Friday, speaking to a small group of people in New Hampshire, Biden had a little trouble remembering where he spoke to a group of Dartmouth students the previous week.
“I just spoke at Dartmouth on health care, at the medical school — or not — I guess it wasn’t actually on the campus because people from the medical school were at the…,” Biden began.
Biden paused for a moment to gather his thoughts and chose his words carefully.
“I want to be clear, I’m not going nuts. I’m not sure whether it was the medical school or where the hell I spoke. But it was on the campus,” said Biden.
Wow. What a ringing endorsement for his own sanity, huh?
Let’s keep in mind that not long after this, Biden would confuse New Hampshire, calling the state “Vermont.” He also doesn’t know where El Paso, TX and Dayton, OH are and now he can’t find the medical school at Dartmouth. I bet there’s a sign.
Clearly Biden is not mentally healthy, but here’s why he said is not a lie: His exact words were, “I’m not going crazy” which is 100% true. He’s already crazy so it’s not something that just popped up recently. If he said “I’m not crazy” that would be a lie, but this one he gets by on a technicality.
Another reason why this statement is more or less true is because the problem with Biden’s head isn’t what would be traditionally classified as “crazy.” He doesn’t have schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder, or multiple-personality disorder. Instead, his problem is with the cognitive function of his brain. He has memory loss and dementia which could be brought on by Alzheimer’s disease.
Then again, he probably has some kind of psychosis as well because he’s been a loon for his entire career.
I’m actually sensing a pattern here: Earlier this year Biden had some issues with inappropriately touching young children and sniffing women’s hair so to “prove” he isn’t a pervert he fondled a young boy.
Biden also has a shameful history of racism, so to “prove” he isn’t a racist he said that minority children are just as smart as white kids.
Now, to “prove” he’s not crazy, he acts crazy.
This is kind of like trying to prove he’s not an idiot by trowing lit matches in a gas tank.
Since announcing his candidacy in April there have been no headlines about his policy platforms or ideas for the future of this country, mostly because those things don’t exist. On an almost daily basis however, there are stories about the latest insane thing to come out of his mouth. The longer the liberal media pretends like this guy is a legitimate challenger to President Trump, the more it looks like 4 more years.
In honor of Crazy Joe Biden’s self-proclaimed sanity, let’s enjoy Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies:
I’m not crazy…you’re the one who’s crazy…you’re driving me crazy. Somebody get Biden a Pepsi and then put him out to pasture.
