Tuesday night, Joe Biden delivered his State of the Union address and things are not good. Besides the catastrophe he’s created in his two-year illegitimate presidency, he just sucks. Making matters worse, his wife, Dr. Jill, was sucking face with 2nd gentleman Doug Emhoff. It’s hard to tell if this administration is a clown show or a shitshow, but it’s probably both.
Before Joe got a chance to embarrass himself, his wife got the ball rolling with this weird public display of affection:
Why did Jill Biden kiss Doug Emhoff on the mouth? #SOTU pic.twitter.com/bj3hqpwGAT
— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) February 8, 2023
WTF? The only person you should greet like that is someone you are intimate with. Friends and acquaintances don’t kiss each other on the mouth. Maybe since Jill has convinced herself she is a doctor, she was trying to give Dougie mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. One thing is for sure, if Melania has swapped spit with Mike Pence’s wife before one of Trump’s SOTUs, it would have been scandalous.
Joe’s handlers pumped him full of drugs so he could get through the speech, but it made him so amped up that he talked faster than he could annunciate. Also, he yelled a lot because apparently whatever they gave him fills him with rage.
The speech started off on a bad note, when Joe identified Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer as the “Minority Leader.” After giving Chuckles the Clown a demotion, things didn’t get much better when he couldn’t remember the name of the U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine.
Then came the lies.
Today’s cover: Biden’s State of the Union set new records for dishonesty and emptiness https://t.co/dJcLWWJXMc pic.twitter.com/PAbFGlbWp4
— New York Post (@nypost) February 8, 2023
The NY Post reports:
State of the Union speeches are usually pretty scattershot, but President Biden’s 2023 version set a new record.
He ranged across a world of issues without substantively addressing the biggest ones — crime, the border crisis, China, the nation’s looming economic woes — because his record is so weak on all of them.
Instead, he offered lie after lie in a shameless bid to fool the electorate…
He blended brags about his supposed achievements (inflation-fueling blowout spending sprees), promos for various dead-on-arrival bits of legislation (even heavily Democratic Congresses have been unable to pass “comprehensive immigration reform”), blatantly insincere calls for bipartisanship, cynical and false attacks on his opponents (the chamber was in an uproar at his fake claim that Republicans want to slash Social Security and Medicare), bogus stats (billionaires pay roughly 24% income tax, not 8%), some fine tough talk on the Ukraine war and utter laughers (“as we made clear last week, if China threatens our sovereignty, we will act to protect our country. And we did” — by shooting down the balloon at the last possible moment?).
And when Biden lied that Republicans want to slash Social Security, Marjorie Taylor Green called him a liar, making him backpack his bullshit. He also got booed on calling for an “assault weapons” ban and his mishandling of the fentanyl crisis. On a positive note, he got big laughs when he claimed the U.S. will only need oil for the next 10 years.
So, what is the state of the union? Well, if Biden’s speech is any indication, we’re pretty f*cked. Then again, we already knew that before he and tongue-bandit wife made asses of themselves on Tuesday night.
