Biden’s New Term ‘Ultra-MAGA’ Is the Result Of 6 Months Of Research

If you’ve been paying attention to Joe Biden for the past week or so you have noticed him using the term “Ultra-MAGA” to attack Republicans as extremists. He’s even referred to former President Donald Trump as “The Great MAGA King.” As it turns out, coming up with these lame attacks is the result of 6 months of research and polling. The Great MAGA King would say, “sad.”

On May 4, Biden said of Republicans, “This MAGA crowd is really the most extreme political organization that’s existed in American history.”

By May 5, Biden refined the message by saying, “Let me tell you about this Ultra-MAGA Agenda.”

On Tuesday, Biden went after Republican Rick Scott’s “Ultra-MYGA-MAGA plan.”

On Wednesday, Biden attacked the “MYGA Republicans” and their evil plans that he called, “the ultha-MAGA plan.”

Clearly someone put “Ultra-MAGA” or whatever he thinks it is, into Biden’s head but outgoing White House press secretary Jen Psaki said he came up with it all by himself:

Get ready for a shock, Psaki was being a lying psack of shit.

The WaPo reports:

Biden’s attempt to appropriate the “MAGA” brand as a political attack was hardly accidental. It arose from a six-month research project to find the best way to target Republicans, helmed by Biden adviser Anita Dunn and by the Center for American Progress Action Fund, a liberal group.

The polling and focus group research by Hart Research and the Global Strategy Group found that “MAGA” was already viewed negatively by voters — more negatively than other phrases like “Trump Republicans.”

In battleground areas, more than twice as many voters said they would be less likely to vote for someone called a “MAGA Republican” than would be more likely. The research also found that the description tapped into the broad agreement among voters that the Republican Party had become more extreme and power-hungry in recent years.

The greatest minds of the democratic party machine came together for 6 months of intense research and polling and the sickest burn they could come up with was “Ultra-MAGA” That’s so lame there’s no word in the English language to describe it. Wait a second, maybe it’s Ultra-Lame. I just came up with that after 6 seconds of drinking beer.

Can somebody explain to me how these mental midgets won the White House and control of Congress? Oh yeah, they stole the election. Sorry, I forgot about that.

It’s bad enough that this much effort went into so completely witless but it’s a total disaster because Biden can’t even remember what it is or how to pronounce it. He’s all “Ultra-MYGA” and “Ultha-MAGA.” Maybe some of that 6 months of research should have been dedicated to finding a phrase that would stick in Joe’s dementia-riddled brain as well as something he could say without f*cking it up.

This is a really long way for democrats to admit they are screwed in the midterms if this is their big push to stave off a slaughter at the polls. It’s gonna be an Ultra-Ass-Kicking.

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