Teacher With Big Fake Boobs Suspended For Not Wearing Big Fake Boobs

There is no story that better captures the trans-wokism stupidity of the past few years than this. The Canadian high school teacher who shows up to school with giant prosthetic breasts was just suspended for (wait for it) not wearing his big fake boobies.

Kayla Lemieux gained international attention last fall when the Oakville Trafalgar High School wood shop teacher was filmed in class, wearing a blonde wig and Z-cup prosthetic breasts with erect nipples. The cross-dressing teacher continued to make headlines when the school board dismissed parents concerns and forbade students from filming him.

In a twist nobody saw coming, Lemieux was suspended from teaching, for failing to wear them big ass titties outside of school. The NY Post reports:

The Canadian high school teacher who wears massive Z-cup prosthetic breasts in class has been placed on leave after The Post revealed that she rarely wears them outside of school.

The Halton School District confirmed that Oakville Trafalgar High School shop teacher Kayla Lemieux was put on paid leave Tuesday.

“While not currently on an active assignment, the teacher remains employed with the (Halton District School Board),” spokesperson Heather Francey told the Toronto Sun.

It really does look like The NY Post got the school district to act, when they had ignored parents’ concerns before. First, there was this report:

A Canadian teacher who made international headlines for wearing gigantic prosthetic breasts rarely wears them outside of school — raising questions about whether the vulgar costume is just an act.

While parents have raged about transgender teacher Kayla Lemieux being allowed to wear Z-cup prosthetics in front of students, the shop teacher was spotted ditching the controversial fetishistic fashion after work and stepping out in public dressed as a man.

“He wears prosthetic breasts extremely infrequently,” a resident of Lemieux’s apartment complex told The Post.

“He puts the breasts on to teach, occasionally when he goes for a walk or when the cops visit.”

And then The New York Post did an interview with Lemieux:

The Canadian high school teacher who goes to work wearing size Z prosthetic breasts incredibly claimed they’re not fake — and denied being the person photographed leaving home without them — but acknowledged she can’t prove it.

“I’m not wearing prosthetic breasts. These are real,” Kayla Lemieux told The Post during an exclusive interview Saturday.

Sure they are.

Here’s what I think is going on: Lemieux is perhaps not a very good teacher and feared getting fired, so he came up with a foolproof way to keep his job. By throwing on those ridiculous boobs and wig, he has given himself virtual tenure. The last thing a woke school district wants to do is appear insensitive to the needs and safety of the most protected class of people, the transgendered, so he made it so he can’t be fired.

Unfortunately for Lemieux, the foolproof plan wasn’t entirely foolproof. Once he put on the tits, he could never take them off or people would know he was trolling them. It probably sounded fine at first, but he realized wearing gigantic prosthetic breasts all the time was a complete hassle. The school district, seeing The NY Post reporting, finally got a clue that Lemieux is full of shit and suspended him. He’s still getting payed, but my guess is his days of teaching are numbered.

It’s not all bad news for Lemieux however, because I’m certain there is a job for him in the Biden administration. He’s not any more ridiculous than transgender HHS Asst. Secretary, Rachel Levine, or any less qualified than Pete Buttigieg.