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Kamala Harris Makes Up Sh*t About Her Childhood Too

Kamala Harris Makes Up Sh*t About Her Childhood Too

Joe Biden is the master of making up stories about his childhood that never happened, but Kamala Harris is no slouch either. The illegitimate vice president is every bit as full of shit as the illegitimate president. Recently she told a story from her youth that even the liberal media would have a hard time believing.

Let’s take a trip to Phonytown:

“I went home one day and I said, ‘Why are conservatives bad, Mommy?’ because I thought we were supposed to conserve. I couldn’t reconcile it. Now I can,” cackled Harris.

First off, this sounds fake and because it came from Kamaltoe, it’s a guaranteed lie. We’re supposed to be believe that when she was a little girl, Harris was aware of conservation as well as conservative politics? She doesn’t know anything now, so what are the chances she knew anything as a young child?

Harris was in Colorado, talking about global warming, and she set up this bullshit with more bullshit, proving it was a lie. Though not in the video clip, just prior to this, Harris said, “We called it ecology at the time. So, some of us who were born around that time know what I’m saying.”

Wouldn’t Harris have said, “Why are ecologists bad, Mommy? because I thought we were supposed to ecologize”?

This is not the first time Harris has made up stories about her childhood. Back in 2021, Harris told a story about how her parents took her to a protest march when she was a toddler. According to her, she fell out of the stroller and her parents didn’t even notice. After a while, they found her and Harris claimed, “My mother tells the story about how I’m fussing and she’s like, ‘Baby, what do you want? What do you need?’ And I just looked at her and I said, ‘Fweedom.’”

Beside the preposterous aspects of the story, it turns out Harris stole it from Martin Luther King Jr. In a 1965 Playboy interview with Roots author Alex haley, MLK dropped this familiar sounding tale:

“I never will forget a moment in Birmingham when a white policeman accosted a little Negro girl, seven or eight years old, who was walking in a demonstration with her mother. ‘What do you want?’ the policeman asked her gruffly, and the little girl looked him straight in the eye and answered, ‘Fee-dom.’ She couldn’t even pronounce it, but she knew. It was beautiful!” said MLK.

And who can forget that time Harris claimed she smoked weed in college, listening to Tupac Shakur and The Nortorious B.I.G, before either of the rap artists had released any music?

Yes, Kamala harris is a total phony, but here’s what I think is going on: Joe Biden’s favorably numbers are low, but Kamala’s are even worse. She figures Joe is more popular than her because he tells bullshit stories about his youth and wants to pull her popularity out of the toilet by doing the same thing.