With Bud Light choosing a pedo-vibe man who pretends to be a little girl for it’s spokesweirdo, many people are rethinking their beer choices. Bud Light is owned by Belgian conglomerate AB InBev, which purchased Anheuser-Busch in 2008. Coincidentally enough, that is exactly when I stopped drinking all Budweiser products. In any case, here’s a handy list of InBev brands that you may want to boycott, to avoid supporting a woke transgender grooming foreign corporation.
In Bev owns hundreds of beers, but I’m only going to list the ones that you’ve likely heard of:
Becks
Budweiser
Bud Light
Busch
Corona
Foster’s
Labatt
Löwenbräu
Michelob
Modelo
Natural Light
Pacifico
Rolling Rock
Shock Top
Stella Artois
St.Pauli Girl
The only one out of that group that I actually drink is Pacifico. I like to have a Mexican beer when I eat Mexican food, and Corona tastes like skunk jizz, so I usually order a Pacifico. I guess I’m going to have to switch to Sol or Dos Equis, though I’m not sure I like either one of those.
Update: Miller Lite is also to be avoided for shaming men who like attractive women and marketing to butch lesbians.
Now, here’s a list of good ole American beers you can drink without supporting a woke transgender agenda. Spoiler Alert: some of these are awful:
Coors
Colt 45
Hamm’s
Keystone
Longboard (Kona)
Lone Star
Miller
Mickey’s
Milwaukee’s Best
National Bohemien
Old Milwaukee
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Sam Adams
Schaefer
Schlitz
Stroh’s
Update: Yuengling (Should have been on this list all along)
Out of that bunch, I drink Coors, Kona, Lone Star when I can find it, and PBR. Sometimes I’ll have a Sam Adams, which doesn’t suck but also isn’t my favorite. I used to like Mickey’s Big Mouth, which is a malt liquor that doesn’t taste like malt liquor, but I haven’t had one in a long time and I’m not sure if I’d still dig it. The rest of that stuff is pretty sub-par.
Another way to beat InBev and strike a blow for the science of biology is to support local breweries and craft brewers. There’s one out her in California called Firestone Walker Brewing Company that makes an excellent ale known as 805. I don’t know if this available everywhere in the U.S., but it’s one of favorites and you should check it out if you can.
Spoetzl Brewery in Texas makes another one of favorites in the dark lager, Shiner Bock. I’m pretty sure they have national distribution, but you probably won’t find it at a 7/11. Finally, there is the Pizza Port Brewing Company, which is a brewpub/pizza joint with 5 locations in SoCal, that makes some seriously tasty beers. Their pizza ain’t bad either.
Cancel culture, the tool of the left’s collective hissy fit, aims to destroy businesses and people they disagree with. Boycotting Bud Light and all InBev brands is different. It’s called voting with your money. If you don’t want to see a freaky grown-ass many acting like a prissy little girl hawking beer, don’t buy anymore Bud Light, and eventually they’ll see the error of their ways.
