Biden Invites Black Would-Be Burglar To The White House

Last week, a black teen tried to enter an elderly white man’s house and was non-fatally shot. Because of the racial dynamics, liberals have elevated the status of the would-be burglar to sainthood. Naturally Joe Biden, who was raised in the black community, has invited this teen to the White House to be properly canonized.

The story goes that last Thursday night, 16-year-old Ralph Yarl, who is black, went to pick up his brothers but didn’t know where they were so he went to a random house and tried to enter. 84-year-old Andrew Lester, who is white, heard someone trying to break in his front door, and grabbed his .32 Smith and Wesson revolver. Stating that he was scared for his life, Lester shot twice through his glass door. Yarl was grazed in the head and took the second bullet to his upper arm.

Yarl ran away, indicating that he wasn’t all that injured and Lester called 911 to report the break-in attempt and shooting. There’s already a bunch of stuff that doesn’t add up, but the case gets even more baffling because the police talked with Lester the night of the shooting, but didn’t charge him with anything. After the liberal media turned this justified self-defense shooting onto a hate crime, prosecutors finally charged Lester with first degree assault and armed criminal action, both felonies.

Seeing an opportunity to score some racial  Brownie Points, Joe Biden has jumped on the Yarl bandwagon and invited the would-be burglar to the White House:

Why is Joe smelling his finger in that shot? Couldn’t they have taken a less creepy picture for this manufactured outrage?

Biden hasn’t yet had the opportunity to call the victims’ families who were killed by the trans shooter in Tennessee, but he was all over this bullshit.

Speaking of which, around the same time Yarl was shot trying to break into Lester’s home, a young woman was murdered in similar circumstances. Kaylin Gillis was shot dead when a car she was in  pulled into the wrong driveway New York last Saturday. Biden also hasn’t had the opportunity to call her family, but she she was white and so was the shooter.

Maybe this will appeal to Joe’s sense of virtue signaling and pandering:

Texas cheerleaders shot after they got into wrong car after practice

Two Texas cheerleaders were shot when they mistakenly tried to get into the wrong car to carpool home after practice in Texas, leaving one of them in critical condition, according to reports.

One of the teenagers told the news outlet she thought she was getting into her car, but mistakenly entered the wrong car occupied by the gunman, who was sitting in the passenger seat.

When she tried to apologize, the man pulled a gun, the station reported.

At the parking lot of supermarket chain H-E-B, a store manager saw the suspect “shoot at the vehicle multiple times” before fleeing…

Police said one of the cheerleaders, Heather Roth, suffered a graze wound and was treated at the scene, while another, Perry Washington, was shot in the leg and back…

Washington, a high school senior on the cheer squad, was airlifted to a hospital, police said.

Peyton Washington certainly looks bi-racial and could even be part black. I wonder why Joe Biden didn’t call her and invite her to the White House. Maybe this is the reason:

Pedro Tello Rodriguez Jr. was arrested and charged with deadly conduct, a third-degree felony, police said.

Oh no, the shooter wasn’t white. So close.

In the past week, there have been 3 shootings involving someone being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but Joe Biden only cares about the one where that person was trying to illegally enter a house. There must be some reason why only Ralph Yarl is getting the royal White House treatment, but I can’t figure it out.