Breaking News: Kamala Harris Sucks

We all know that Kamala Harris is an unaccomplished phony, incapable of tackling the easiest of tasks, but a new NBC poll has confirmed that she straight-up sucks. Given the liberal nature of the poll taker, it’s likely that her sucktitude greatly exceeds what is being reported. Either way, the science is settled: Kamaltoe sucks the big one.

Just the other day I was thinking that we hadn’t heard from Kamala in a while, and thought that the White House must be done trying to rebrand her as someone that people don’t hate. This NBC poll probably won’t help another relaunch of the illegitimate vice president:

The number of the day is … 32%

That’s the share of registered voters in a new NBC News poll who say they have a positive view of Vice President Kamala Harris. That’s compared with 49% who have a negative view of her, including 39% who have a “very negative” view.

Harris’ net-negative rating (-17) is the lowest for any vice president in the poll’s history.

It’s nice to see Kamala Harris is finally making some history that doesn’t involve unearned achievements like race and gender. She should feel proud that she’s finally accomplished something on her own merits.

The poll actually gets funnier because there was another tidbit that NBC obviously didn’t want to report and tried to bury deep in the article:

Sixty-eight percent of voters are concerned that Biden doesn’t have the necessary mental and physical health to be president, including 55% who say they have “major” concerns — up significantly from when this question was last asked during the 2020 election.

For some reason, 68% of the people thinking Joe is a decrepit donkey brain doesn’t translate into a 68% disapproval rating, but it should. If nearly 70% of Americans think Biden is too feeble, both physically and mentally, that means they don’t think he’s doing a competent job.

Putting these two poll results together spells disaster for the democrats, but also proves my theory that somehow California governor Gavin Newsom will end up being the party’s nominee in 2024. If the liberal news is reporting that people think Biden is unfit for office, that means the democratic party has allowed them to report it. It also means that they are planning to have Biden step down at some point before the democratic national convention next year.

Allowing NBC to report that Kamala Harris is a skid mark on the office of the vice presidency is a ploy to remove her from the equation after Biden steps down. They can’t get rid of Biden if Harris is going to step in, so both of them need to go. That of course opens up the door for Newsom, who is very clearly campaigning for the presidency, even though he hasn’t announced it publicly.

The only sticking point is how to actually get rid of Kamal Harris, because she may suck but she’s a shameless opportunist. Public humiliation, which is what they’re doing right now, won’t work because as I just pointed out, she has no shame. In a bold prediction, I say that some time in the next 6-8 months, Kamaltoe is going to get hit with a major scandal that forces her out.