The United States has given Ukraine hundreds of billions of dollars in a effort to thwart a Russian invasion, that is a complete no-win situation. The good news however is that illegitimate president Joe Biden assures us that Russian president Vladimir Putin is losing the war in Iraq. Sure, Russia isn’t actually fighting a war in Iraq, but Crazy Joe will take the win.
Joe Biden doesn’t know what day it is, who he’s married to, what office he stole, or even if he put underwear on this morning. His mind is slipping away and it seems like it’s getting worse. For some reason, his handlers have convinced him to run for reelection, as if he won’t be drooling coma patient before the 2024 election even takes place.
On Tuesday, Biden was asked about the mercenary revolt in Russia and he admitted he didn’t know much about it. It turns out, he doesn’t know much about anything.
Biden: “[Putin] is clearly losing the war in Iraq” pic.twitter.com/dKt6yWWGFx
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 28, 2023
“It’s hard to tell but hizzy hiz [Putin] clearly losing the war in Iraq,” said Biden.
Is that the same Iraq that Joe has been in and out of 50 times and where his son Beau died? That place is everything to Biden.
“He’s losing the war at home and he’s uh become a bit of a pariah around the world,” Biden continued.
There was a brief rebellion/coup attempt that went away in a single day and Putin remains immensely popular in Russia, so that’s two wars Biden claims Putin is losing that he isn’t. Also, he said “bariah” but presumably meant “pariah.”
Somehow this answer got even weirder:
“It’s not just NATO, it’s not just ther European Union, it’s Japan, it’s  uh you know forty nations,” Biden finished.
It’s unclear what that has to do with Joe’s claim that Putin is losing the war in Iraq, but Biden is the king of the nonsense non sequitur. He’s also the reigning champ of repeating his bullshit as Bloomberg White House reporter Nancy Cook shows:
Both last night at a fundraiser + then again this morning at the White House, President Biden referred to Ukraine as “Iraq” and said “my new best friend the prime minister of China” before correcting himself to say the Prime Minister of India.
— Nancy Cook (@nancook) June 28, 2023
Two times in less than 24 hours, Biden said Putin was losing the war in Iraq and then claimed China’s prime minister was his new best friend, days after he called Xi Jinping a dictator. This would be cause for alarm under normal circumstances, but the liberal media is paid to protect Biden no matter how incompetent and incapacitated he gets.
Most of the fake news industry has skipped Biden’s latest display of dementia, but The Hill touched on the subject with as much spin as they could muster:
President Biden this week mistakenly referred to Ukraine as Iraq on two occasions, mixing up the names of recent areas of conflict.
The president is known to make gaffes in off-the-cuff remarks, including in response to questions from reporters. He also has in the past slipped up on words before correcting himself.
It wasn’t a mistake, it wasn’t a gaffe, and he didn’t correct himself. Biden’s brain is shriveling into dust and he has no idea what the hell is going on. It was nice of The Hill to cover for him, though.
Biden’s handlers pump him full of meds to give him some semblance of coherence and lucidity and this is the result. Imagine him off the drugs or even how he’ll be in a year’s time. This is not a curable or reversible condition, the dude is sliding into a parallel universe before our very eyes.
