If you are wondering where the f*ck The Week in WTF? has been for the past two weeks, there was a series of WTFs that prevented it. Two weeks ago there wasn’t any WTF? to report on, so I went to the beach with my dog. Then, last week, the website crashed and wiped out most of the WTF? article I had prepared and I didn’t have the time to redo it. So far, (fingers crossed) everything is going well and I can give you the WTF? you so richly deserve.
Headline of the Week
Dozens lash each other with dried bull penises in 400-year-old Nicaraguan tradition
Every year in Nicaragua dozens take part in a bizarre ritual which sees them whip each other with dried bull penises, lashing their opponents until they concede – all in the name of their town’s patron saint.
Whether to atone for their sins or for a taste of adrenalin, the four-centuries-old religious tradition is known as the dance of the ‘chinegros’, and can be performed by men, children and some women.
It is held to mark Saint John the Baptist’s day in San Juan de Oriente, a municipality in the south of the Central American country.
Challengers, who don’t wear protective gear and are sometimes topless, lash each other with ‘chilillos’, which are made with the dissected penis of a bull.
Videos from the event show how the weapon is capable of ripping a piece of skin on contact, with scores of competitors sustaining cuts and other injuries from the battles which huge crowds gather to watch.
The chilillos are capable of tearing a person’s skin on contact, with fighters sustaining cuts and
The makeshift whips are almost like swords, featuring what can be described hand guards which are seemingly made out of leather – the only protection offered to fighters.
Footage shows male fighters lashing each other with the homemade weapons – and some coming out of the battles worse than others.
Deep cuts and even scars can be seen on the backs of fighters, who are face off and bare the pain until one of them concedes, raising their chilillo in the air to surrender.
What a bunch of dicks.
Firefly of the Week
Trans woman burns penis with chemicals so doctors will remove it
An Australian transgender woman had to undergo emergency surgery after she burned her own penis so that doctors would remove it and fulfill her dream of becoming a woman.
A case study detailing the wince-worthy incident was published recently in the medical journal Urology Case Reports.
“We present a case of self-inflicted chemical penile burn requiring emergency penectomy in a trans-feminine patient,” the authors wrote in the study.
According to the report, the 57-year-old unidentified trans woman had been assigned male at birth but felt she was born in the wrong body.
Doctors posited that she wanted gender euphoria but likely didn’t want to pay a major medical fee, so she reportedly attempted to burn off her manhood with chemicals.
It’s yet unclear what chemical process the patient used to mutilate her member.
However, when the patient arrived at the hospital’s urology department, she had necrosis (dead tissue) on the tip of the penis along with burns, swelling and redness along the length of the shaft.
After draining her bladder with a catheter and treating the wounds, medics discovered that the necrosis had fortunately not metastasized to the urethra or bladder.
For the next seven days, physicians treated the patient by applying gauze dressing, administering intravenous antibiotics and rerouting the urine flow.
That’s when the rot reared its ugly head: All was going well until one day when medics changed the dressing and discovered that the necrosis had consumed her penis.
Sick burn, bro.
Lockdown of the Week
Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key
A man had to have a “rusty” penis padlock broken with a hammer after he split with his girlfriend who left with the only key.
Having bought the padlock for a sex game with his partner, he ended up having to go to a tattoo and piercing specialist in Barcelona, Spain, to see if they could remove it.
He had bought the lock about eight months ago and wore it from time to time with his girlfriend while she kept hold of the key.
But the unnamed man had spent the past three months trying to remove it after breaking up with his lover.
And by the time he eventually retrieved the key from his ex, the lock had rusted shut.
So he went to the tattoo specialist in the Catalan capital with the pressing problem.
The tattooist, known as La Tuerta Piercer online, shared footage of the incident on TikTok for her 603,000 followers.
While inspecting the problem at hand with rubber gloves on, they come to the conclusion that the lock has rusted, making its removal even more complicated.
The scene then cuts to the tattooist holding the padlock after its removal.
La Tuerta tells the camera: “In his previous relationship, they had a game where one of them would put the lock on and the other would keep the key.
“It didn’t end well.”
I guess there’s no WD40 in all of Spain.
Weed Whacker of the Week
Horror as Thai gardener ‘bleeds to death after cutting off his penis with a garden strimmer’
A Thai gardener has reportedly bled to death in a freak-accident after slicing his penis off with a grass strimmer.
Praditsin Chuypad was found dead with his trousers and legs soaked in blood in a forest park in northeastern Thailand.
The 39-year-old had been tending to a patch of grass when the strimmer’s blade flew off and severed his penis, causing severe blood loss, according to Thaiger.
Officers discovered Praditsin’s body on Wednesday, in the Isaan province of Nong Bua Lamphu.
The strimmer was located near the lifeless body, next to a broken metal cutting blade that police think broke on impact with the victim.
The garden tool was reportedly covered in blood as it was recovered from the scene.
The rescue team removed Praditsin’s pants to assess the cause of his demise. His genitals were reported to be cut and a deep wound was discovered in his left groin.
The severity of the injury had affected his arteries, leading to significant blood loss which killed him.
Some weeds were not meant to be whacked.
Hole of the Week
UK cancer trust suggests ‘bonus hole’ as term for ‘vagina’
Jo’s Cervical Cancer Trust, a United Kingdom-based non-profit, is offering alternative vocabulary for women’s genitalia to increase what the organization is saying is inclusivity in medical language.
According to the cancer trust’s official glossary of LGBT-inclusive terms, “bonus hole” is an optional term for “vagina” in the context of cancer treatment.
According to its website, the trust offers the following definition and guidelines: “An alternative word for the vagina. It is important to check which words someone would prefer to use.”
The glossary also offers “front hole” as an alternative term for a vagina.
“Using the correct language when referring to someone’s gender identity is a simple and effective way to demonstrate support and recognition,” Jo’s Cervical Cancer Trust states in the glossary section of its official website.
“If incorrect language is used without being corrected, it can cause someone to feel hurt or distressed. This may lead them to leave and to eventually seek support elsewhere.”
Erasing women one bonus hole at a time.
Inspect Her of the Week
Professor fired after ‘making 11 female students remove shirts so he could inspect breasts’
A professor was fired after ‘asking female students to remove their shirts in class so he could inspect their breasts’.
Montgomery College in Maryland had one of its professors fired for sexually harassing multiple students in his class.
The man, whose name has not been publicly released, allegedly instructed at least 11 female students to remove their shirts and stay only with their bras, claiming it was for a “medical demonstration.”
The US Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights (OCR) intervened in the case and found that the professor’s behaviour was unacceptable under Title IX, a federal law prohibiting sex discrimination in education.
The OCR report said that when students covered themselves with lab coats, the professor “demanded that they remove their jackets.”
Upon receiving the harassment report, Montgomery College conducted a prompt Title IX investigation, placed the professor on leave, and ultimately terminated his employment.
However, the OCR identified areas where the college could have done more to inform and support the affected students.
He had an “Official Bikini Inspector” card, so it seemed legit
Taker of the Week
An elderly woman’s family found her sitting in feces and urine after she had been left alone for several hours when her caretaker had taken her car and been arrested for DWI.
The caretaker, Danielle Price, 49, was arrested for DWI last year but was re-arrested Monday for additional charges.
According to the East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office, Price was arrested for DWI on October 29, 2022. Her BAC was .3%, over three times the legal limit. Deputies later found that Price had been hired to take care of an 87-year-old woman and was only authorized to use the woman’s vehicle to go grocery shopping and provide other basic needs for round-the-clock care.
The woman’s family realized something was wrong when they went to check on her and found that she was sitting unattended in feces and urine. Neighbors told the woman’s family that they had noticed her car was not at the residence at 10 a.m. that morning.
Price was arrested around 7:30 p.m., meaning the woman was left alone for at least nine hours.
Though Price was arrested for DWI when the crash initially happened, she was arrested again Monday for cruelty to the infirmed and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.
It turns out she was a “car taker” not a caretaker.
Road Apples of the Week
Disgusting moment woman COVERS her face and body in horse feces in the middle of Texas street
Nauseating footage captured the moment a depraved woman covered her face and body in horse feces in the middle of a Texas street.
The unnamed woman was seen lying in the middle of what appeared to be Sixth Street in Austin, Texas.
She was first filmed laying on her back as she wallowed around the manure, before she later spread it over her mouth while shocked onlookers filmed on their phones.
The footage, which first appeared to be shared on Facebook Live before being later shared on Reddit, drew disgust online as it was quickly and widely circulated.
Video of the woman performing the repulsive act appeared to be shot during a busy night out on Sixth Street, a popular nightlife area in Austin.
As crowds began to gather around her, she was seen laying on the floor and swinging her hands and feet in the air as if swimming in the muck.
The short video then cuts to her on her knees, while the audience of people stood around her and filming had noticeably grown.
At one moment, she picked up the manure and dropped it directly onto her face, before smearing it over her mouth with a bizarre grin.
When getting shit-faced becomes too literal.
Doggy Style of the Week
Milwaukee man threatened peeing dogs with gun
A Milwaukee man is accused of pointing a gun at another man’s dogs after they were peeing in his yard Sunday, June 25.
Jason Cheely, 39, is charged with one count of possession of a firearm by a felon.
Milwaukee police were called to a neighborhood near Granville and Bradley where a man said Cheely put a gun in his dog’s mouth and “threatened to shoot the dog.” A witness said they saw Cheely with a gun threatening to shoot the dogs when one of them started to urinate.
According to a criminal complaint, Cheely said the man had let his dogs loose in the neighborhood – and they were “urinating on his property.” Cheely said one of the dogs charged him, so he pointed a gun at the dogs.
Police searched Cheely’s home and found a gun, ammunition, a holster and an additional magazine. The complaint states Cheely was convicted of a felony in 2003 and, as a result, not allowed to have a gun.
The good news is gun control is making everyone safer.
Gator Bait of the Week
Young Florida man charged with animal cruelty for using baby gator to shotgun a Twisted Tea
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has charged a Plant City minor with animal cruelty after seeing the worst kind of clout-chasing video circulating on social media.
The video, recorded last Thursday in a Plant City Hardee’s parking lot, shows a group of teens handling a juvenile alligator roughly. One uses the gator’s teeth to puncture a can of Arizona Twisted Tea, then shotgun the alcoholic beverage with the young reptile still clamped to the aluminum can.
“The lack of respect and responsibility shown toward this animal was disappointing to see. … This serves as a strong reminder of the consequences of such behavior,” the FWC said in a statement after opening an investigation into the tea-drinking teen.
Tampa station WFLA showed the video to Wildlife Rescue & Rehabilitation president Vernon Yates, who said, “This has got to stop.”
Seeing the teen basically use the reptile as a sentient drink holder, then drop it on the hot parking-lot pavement, the wildlife rehab expert noted that the gator seemed stunned, with the comment, “Normally, a little alligator about that size, when he hit the ground he should’ve hit it running.”
Yates noted that the gator may have been abused prior to the beginning of the video.
“In my opinion, everyone they got on video that touched it needs to be brought in front of a judge,” Yates said.
Just trying to make chugging a girl drink a little more manly.
WTF? of the Week
Incest dad murdered his seven newborn babies conceived by his own daughter
A dad whose incestuous relations with his daughter lead to her giving birth to seven babies killed the infants by dashing them into a pond, it has emerged.
The man has admitted to murdering of the seven newborns after he claimed he was being advised by a shaman to have sex with his daughter over an 11-year period to gain wealth.
The horror story emerged on June 15 when workers clearing a pond in Central Java, Indonesia, found five little skeletons.
The man, who has been pictured but identified only as 57-year-old man, R, has been interrogated by police.
During the interrogation, he admitted to years of abuse, confessing to having sex with his daughter, who is now 25, since she was a 14.
He claimed that while working in construction in 2011, he met a shaman who told him to abuse the girl in exchange for wealth.
Over the 11 years, seven babies were born, each of whom were suffocated to death before the monster buried them at the pond site, according to The Straits Times.
The shaman told him he would have to have sex with her seven times for his wishes to come true – but 11 years later he’s still poor, local media reported.
The man’s daughter, who police have named only as E, is said to be the child of his third wife.
Speaking to the media, the local police chief Agus Supriadi Siswanto reportedly said: “The mother can’t do much because the suspect had threatened her to keep quiet or else she will be killed.”
The mother was said to have been aware of the abuse, and possibly even complicit, after having helped her give birth each time.
The lottery is kind of a scam too.
