Joe Biden Appears To Threaten Worker With Nuclear Annihilation

Joe is a corrupt liar with a creepy pedophile vibe, but also has the mind of fuzzy piece of fruit in the back of the refrigerator. Combining his lack of cognition with his lack of joke telling ability results in some of the most bizarre things ever uttered by a human being. Recently, Joe was “joking” with a factory worker but it came out more like he was threatening that poor man with nuclear annihilation.

Biden was in Colorado yesterday, touring the CS Wind factory, which is the largest manufacturer of wind towers in he world. He was there to promote his shitty handling of the economy as well as the sheer amount of taxpayer money he has wasted on non-viable green energy technology, like wind farms. Actually he was there pretending he has done a great job and that wind energy isn’t a total scam.

To put things into perspective, because it is important when dealing with Joe’s insanity, he was walking the factory floor, when he was introduced to Nick, a crane operator. Keep in mind that this company doesn’t make anything related to nuclear weapons and that Joe had never met Nick before, and yet this was the first thing that popped out of the illegitimate president’s mouth:

“Now look, my my Marine carries that it, a code to blow up the world that doesn’t ne-na-ne-na not nuclear weapons, okay,” said Biden.

Biden then turned to one of his factory tour guides and said, “I probably think I kidding.”

While it’s unclear what the f*ck Joe was getting at, it’s painfully obvious that he should not be anywhere near the nuclear launch codes. He doesn’t even understand what that system is or how it works. Also, presidents aren’t supposed to talk about the “nuclear football” in any way, because it is a national security risk.

Equally as disturbing as the idea that Joe’s enfeebled mind is the only thing standing between a global thermonuclear war is the fact that this was Biden’s attempt to be relatable. Whatever group of people he addresses suddenly becomes part of his make-believe personal history. When he talks to blacks, he claims he grew up in the black church. Meeting Puerto Ricans or Jews, transforms his white heritage into a rich ethnic upbringing.

Here, Biden clearly thinks he’s touring a a factory that makes nuclear weapons, so he wanted to seem relatable by mentioning that he can launch nuclear weapons. Somebody forgot to write a note of Joey’s hand, reminding him that he was at a bullshit wind farm factory. Again, it is terrifying that this drooling senile old fool has the launch codes.

Then again, Joe Biden is also kind of an asshole, so maybe he was just threatening this factory worker. He tends to attack people he doesn’t like, so perhaps he was essentially saying, “Look Fat, I could blow you up with nukes, not a joke.”