Metaphor Alert: Car Crashes Into Biden’s Motorcade As He’s Asked About Crashing Poll Numbers

Over the weekend there was an apt metaphor for what the democrats are doing to the country when a democrat Congressional staffer made a gay anal sex porn in a Senate briefing room. It turns out the metaphors keep coming because just as Joe Biden was asked about his crashing poll numbers, a car crashed into his motorcade.

Biden was at his campaign headquarters in Delaware strategizing the best way to duck out of the 2024 presidential election, without looking like a feeble failure when irony struck.

The NY Post reports:

The driver who plowed into President Biden’s motorcade as he left his campaign headquarters in Delaware Sunday night was charged with driving while under the influence, authorities announced Monday.

James Cooper, 46, of Wilmington, was taken into custody after his silver sedan smashed into an SUV blocking an intersection, Wilmington police said.

Cooper was also charged with inattentive driving in addition to the DUI.

Officials said the crash did not appear to be intentional, with Cooper likely unaware that it was Biden’s motorcade that he had struck…

It was what happened right before the crash, however, that makes this such a hilarious metaphor:

“Mr. President, why are you losing to Trump in the polls?” shouted a reporter.

“You’re reading the wrong poll,” replied Biden.

Then just seconds after being asked about his crashing poll numbers, a car crashed into Biden’s motorcade. As a hint that maybe the Secret Service isn’t all that keen on protecting Biden, it was quite some time before they ushered him into his gas-guzzling SUV. Seriously, there is a huge crash and it is several seconds before anyone thinks to secure the illegitimate president of the United States. They didn’t know what it was and it very well could have been a terrorist attack or assassination attempt.

As for Biden’s answer, it was equally as half-assed. The reporter should have followed up and asked Joe to direct her to any poll that shows him winning, because it doesn’t exist. Every poll shows Joe getting his ass kicked by Trump and all the job performance polls have Biden less popular than ass herpes.

Now here’s a little fact that the liberal media will most certainly ignore: The man who smashed into Biden’s motorcade is black and the Secret Service drew their guns on him immediately following the accident. This is what they should have done, but given the man’s race, the fake news industry should have been outraged, but aren’t because Biden in a democrat.

Had a drunken black man slammed into President Trump’s motorcade, and the Secret Shrives drew their weapons, it would have been the most racist thing anyone has ever done. It would have been a months long news cycle, accusing Trump of racism for threatening a black man with guns.