Just when you think the Brett Kavanaugh nonsense has “jumped the shark” there’s Fonzie on his waterskis headed for another ramp and this thing get more ridiculous. Michael Avenatti, the “Creepy Porn Lawyer” who represents porn actress Stormy Daniels, says he has evidence that the Supreme Court nominee gang raped numerous women in high school. Avenatti is demanding he be allowed to present this evidence before the Senate Judiciary Committee, because for some reason he thinks anyone on this planet takes him seriously.
As you know, Brett Kavanaugh has been hit with a baseless accusation that he tried to inappropriately touch a girl in the early 1980’s. This allegation is nothing more that a democratic dirty trick to derail President Trump’s well-qualified Supreme Court nominee and so far it has at least delayed the confirmation vote.
Michael Avenatti, who plans on running for president and hates Trump as much as any hysterical leftist, wanted in on the Kavanaugh character assassination and tweeted out this:
I represent a woman with credible information regarding Judge Kavanaugh and Mark Judge. We will be demanding the opportunity to present testimony to the committee and will likewise be demanding that Judge and others be subpoenaed to testify. The nomination must be withdrawn.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 23, 2018
Recently The New York ran a fact-free story from a woman named Debbie Ramirez, who claims that Kavanaugh exposed himself to her when they attended Yale in the early 1980’s. Avenatti wanted to make sure everyone knew this wasn’t his new client:
My client is not Deborah Ramirez.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 23, 2018
So what’s this all about? Well, Avenatti posted an e-mail exchange he had with a lawyer from the Senate Judiciary Committee and it’s pretty out there:
My e-mail of moments ago with Mike Davis, Chief Counsel for Nominations for U.S. Senate Committee on the Judiciary. We demand that this process be thorough, open and fair, which is what the American public deserves. It must not be rushed and evidence/witnesses must not be hidden. pic.twitter.com/11XLZJBTtY
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 24, 2018
As you can see Avenatti is claiming that Kavanaugh and his friend Mark Judge got girls drunk and/or high with the expressed purpose of gang raping them. And according to Avenatti, this is something that happened on multiple occasions, so he’s calling Kavanaugh a serial gang rapist.
What is Avenatti’s corroborating evidence of this multiple gang rape story, you ask. Apparently some stupid shit from Kavanaugh’s high school year book. No, seriously:
Brett Kavanaugh must also be asked about this entry in his yearbook: “FFFFFFFourth of July.” We believe that this stands for: Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them. As well as the term “Devil’s Triangle.” Perhaps Sen. Grassley can ask him. #Basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 24, 2018
Gosh that is compelling. The “devil’s triangle” thing supposedly means a sexual three-way, but definitely didn’t mean that back then. Avenatti also seems to be confusing a Kavanaugh yearbook quote with the song The 4F Club, by punk group The Mentors. The “4 Fs” are “find her, feel her, f*ck her, forget her.” That song hadn’t been written or recorded when Kavanaugh graduated high school, and it’s unlikely that as a rich yuppie pre-school boy, he would have been much of a fan of an obscure LA punk band that billed themselves as “rape rock.”
Avenatti makes outlandish claims all the time and never follows through with them, but this one is different because he could be disbarred. If he can’t back up these claims, he would be in violation of a serious legal ethics rule that prohibits lawyers from making bogus claims against judges. Avenatti is a lawyer and Kavanaugh is a judge.
