Late night host Jimmy Kimmel was called by CNN “the conscious of America.” I guess that’s true if America is a bunch of racist homophobic sexists like Kimmel, but that might just be liberal America CNN was talking about. In his latest bit of consciousness, Kimmel said he wants to cut off Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s penis. Why? Not sure, but I think it has something to do with Kimmel saying what liberals think. Either that or he is just a sick and twisted mofo.
With each passing day the Brett Kavanaugh saga gets dumber and stupider, in that order. Trump’s SCOTUS nominee has been accused by a woman of trying to touch her inappropriately over 35 years. She has no evidence to support this claim and so far is refusing to testify under oath about her accusations. In related news, “Creepy Porn Lawyer” Michael Avenatti claimed he had a client that was gang raped by Kavanaugh, but that appears to be an Internet hoax.
With the evidence clearly on the side of a liberal smear campaign against Kavanaugh, Kimmel has sided with the liars and came up with this solution to the confirmation vote question:
KIMMEL: “I think there’s a compromise here. Hear me out on this. So, Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, okay. Well, in return we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone.” pic.twitter.com/CXVKc25Ylc
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 25, 2018
As you can see, even Kimmel’s liberal audience didn’t think that was too funny. You know you suck when you bomb liberal jokes with a liberal crowd.
It would appear that Kimmel isn’t just the “conscious of America” but also the chief negotiator for all of liberaldom. He has offered a deal where Kavanaugh gets his confirmation vote, and in exchange Kimmel wants to cut the judge’s penis off. And in actuality, Kimmel wants to be the one to personally do this.
Why does he think castration is a fair exchange for voting a qualified judge, who has been maliciously attacks with false allegations, on to the Supreme Court? Maybe a better question is, why does Kimmel so desperately want to touch Brett Kavanaugh’s penis? I feel the answer to these questions and many more is because Jimmy Kimmel is a liberal lunatic. These are vile people who claim moral superiority from the filth they wallow in.
I guess we should be thankful that President Trump didn’t nominate a woman like federal appeals court judge Amy Coney Barrett. Not only would we have liberal soy boys accusing her of trying to touch them against their will, Kimmel would be making jokes about scooping her vagina out to allow her on the SCOTUS. Maybe if Ruth Bader Ginsberg keels over, will get another democratic party shitshow in which they try to assassinate the character of a well-qualified conservative female judge.
Back when Obama was president, if any comedian made a joke about mutilating the genitals of one of his Supreme Court nominees, that person’s career would have effectively been over. The rules are different for Donald Trump and there’s nothing too disgusting or violent a liberal can say about the President, his administration, or his nominees. Jimmy Kimmel has the added protection of being both the voice and consciousness of the anti-Trump Resistance forces.
