Hillary Clinton Jokes About Her Crimes In Bad Murphy Brown Cameo

This is a whole lot of stuff nobody asked for. First, CBS rebooted the sitcom Murphy Brown, presumably to stick it to President Trump, and then they launched the show with a cameo from serial loser Hillary Clinton. Her acting was so painfully awkward that I’d tell Hillary not to quit her day job, but I don’t believe she has one of those. That is unless blaming everyone else for her failure is a job. Making this sad cameo truly pathetic, Hillary was trying to score laughs by joking about the very serious crimes she committed against the United States.

If you never watched Murphy Brown before, it’s a show about a fictitious news magazine show that leans heavily to the left. It’s pretty much like a fake 60 minutes, which makes it doubly fake and infinitely less watchable.

In any case, this particular scene has the show’s titular character Murphy Brown, played by Candace Bergen, interviewing a secretary. Wouldn’t you know it, in walks Hillary Clinton. It should be noted that Hillary didn’t fall or pass out and appeared to be under her own power. She didn’t have to navigate any stairs, so I, for one, am not impressed.

“Hello, I’m hear to interview for the secretarial position,” said Hillary.

“Hillary?” Murphy asked.

“Yes, Hillary. Hillary Clinton,” replied Hillary.

“My god, you look just like…,” said Murphy.

“I know, Hillary Clinton. I get that a lot, but my name is spelled with one ‘L.’”

See, the joke is that she isn’t really Hillary Clinton, but someone who looks just like her. Hey, I didn’t say it was a funny joke.

Murphy tells Hillary that the secretary job is demanding and Hillary responds, “I’m not afraid of hard work, I’m qualified, and I’m ready on day one.”

Sadly, none of this is true and Hillary probably isn’t even qualified to be a secretary.

“And I also assume you’ve had previous experience secretarial experience?” Murphy asked.

“Absolutely. For four years, I was the secretary of a very large organization,” said Hillary.

Ha. More jokes. Hillary was the Secretary of State under Obama, and that’s the “very large organization.” She left out the part about how, for 4 years at that very large organization, she accomplished nothing.

Then we get Hillary joking about the treason and espionage she committed by illegally sending and receiving classified material on her unsecured private e-mail server.

“And you have all the requisite skills? Computer? Email?” Murphy asked.

“Emails. I do have some experience with emails,” Clinton said.

Why didn’t they do any jokes about Hillary having Vince Foster killed or her husband Bill raping a bunch of woman? Now that would have been funny.

Hillary then worked in a plug for one of her many unreadable books and Murphy noted that she was “over quailed” for the position. I think these were also meant to be jokes, but I can’t be sure. Even the audience didn’t pick up on that.

This awful cameo ended with Hillary giving her card to Murphy and walking out, again under her own power though still no stairs. She took the elevator. Murphy then read Hillary’s business card out loud:

“Hillary@YouCouldHaveHadMe.com,” said Murphy.

But thankfully we didn’t get her.

There’s a pretty good reason why Murphy Brown was cancelled in 1998: the ratings were in the crapper. If people didn’t want to watch it back then, what makes CBS think people want to watch it now? As I alluded to before, this left-leaning vehicle is probably the network’s attempt to jump on the “bash Trump” bandwagon that people are sick and tired of.

I think CBS is overestimating how much people want to see yet another piece of liberal propaganda masquerading as entertainment. I know they are overestimating how much people want to see Hillary Clinton.