Democrats And Liberal Media Agree: FBI’s Kavanaugh Investigation Is A ‘Cover-Up’

When Christine Blasey Ford accused Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct with absolutely no corroborating evidence, democrats screamed for a hearing. When Republicans granted a hearing that failed to corroborate Ford’s fact-free story, democrats screamed for an FBI investigation. Republicans once again caved to the democrats demands and the FBI investigated, turning up no evidence to corroborate Ford’s fairy tale. Now democrats and their propaganda arm in the liberal media are screaming “cover up” over the most open process in US political history.

As you may know I’m convinced of a central liberalism authority that issues talking points to all liberals in order to push their whacko far-left agenda. Today’s memo is that the FBI’s Kavanaugh investigation, which democrats demanded, is a cover-up. Here’s Connecticut Senator Richard Blumenthal obediently reciting the memo:

“I have seen it and I want to re-read parts of it,” said Blumenthal of the FBI report. “But my very emphatic opinion is that this set of interviews is at best, most charitably, woefully incomplete. To put it bluntly, it smacks of a whitewash, even a cover up.”

Massachusetts Senator Ed Markley also got the memo and like a good little democrat repeated it to the press:

“It’s obviously a cover-up. The Trump White House, working with the Republican leadership in the Senate, have deliberately circumscribed this investigation so that only a small handful of people will be questioned,” said Markely.

Define the word “obviously.” The White House put no limits on the scope of the FBI’s investigation and the agency interviewed and took statements from everyone relevant to the case. Maybe you have to have that defective liberalism gene to see the obviousness of this cover-up.

And because you can’t run a successful disinformation campaign without help from the media, here’s CNN’s Chris Cuomo, who also received the memo:

There you have it: the general consensus from democrats and the liberal media is that the FBI is covering something up by not finding evidence that doesn’t exist. I know things like this can hurt your brain, but that’s how liberals like it: so confusing that people have a hard time unf*cking it and proving it wrong.

If you are keeping score at home, and I know you are, here’s the liberal evolution on the FBI courtesy of former Secret Service Agent and current awesome guy Dan Bongino:

That’s another way of saying these people cannot be taken seriously. Please remember this at the polls in November.