On Friday the Senate voted to end the debate on Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination, setting up a final vote for Saturday. There has been some question how Republicans Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and RINO Jeff Flake would vote, as well as where democrat Joe Manchin stood. It now looks like at least Collins, Flake, and Manchin are on board, meaning Kavanaugh will be confirmed. Unfunny comedian Kathy Griffin has come out to say that if Kavanaugh gets on the SCOTUS because of a democrat that she’s going to lose it. She already seems like a lunatic, so I can’t wait to see what happens when she goes truly insane, because this is a done deal.
Here’s something Griffin sent out today:
If for some reason Collins joins Murkowski and votes NO and Manchin votes YES tomorrow….I’m gonna fucking lose it. If a Democrat gets Kavanaugh conformed, I’m gonna fucking lose it
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) October 5, 2018
Get ready for an exploding head:
I will vote to support Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh. pic.twitter.com/1FfuMTOZz8
— Senator Joe Manchin (@Sen_JoeManchin) October 5, 2018
That seems like a pretty good indication that Manchin is voting “yes” for Kavanaugh so there’s nothing left for Griffin to do but f*cking lose it.
This brings up a host of issues however for Griffin, the first being, I don’t think she ever had “it” to begin with. If “it” is her career, she lost that when she posed for pictures with a severed Donald Trump head. If “it” is her composure, she’s lost that around the same time because she’s done nothing but throw a temper tantrum since.
If “it” is her sanity, there’s no evidence she ever had that. The witnesses she named to her sanity have disputed her claim, she has changed the story about her sanity several times, and she doesn’t even when, where, or how, she had this sanity to begin with.
Maybe “it” is her class, which again she never had. To drive that point home, here’s another Griffin tweet from yesterday:
FUCK YOU @ChuckGrassley
FUCK YOU @OrrinHatch
FUCK YOU @JohnCornyn
FUCK YOU @ThomTillis
FUCK YOU @SenMikeLee
FUCK YOU @BenSasse
FUCK YOU @tedcruz
FUCK YOU @MikeCrapo
FUCK YOU @SenJohnKennedyand
FUCK YOU @senatemajldr
and finally
GO FUCK YOURSELF @LindseyGrahamSC
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) October 4, 2018
Personally, I think she intends to lose her shit and not figuratively speaking. I believe she will crap her pants and then post a picture of it on Twitter to express her displeasure in a Constitutional process the way a toddler would. That’s how temper tantrums work.
Griffin may have an easy escape for this planned losing it thing. She said she will lose it if Manchin is the one who gets Kavanaugh confirmed, but Maine Senator Susan Collins has also said she will vote for him. The Republicans actually have an extra vote and it’s still possible Murkowski will come around.
I’m not sure it matters. I suspect that the second Kavanaugh is confirmed, liberals everywhere will spontaneously combust and it’ll be the funniest thing that has ever happened. I’m actually looking forward to the liberal reaction tomorrow. It’ll be the biggest collective meltdown in recorded history.
