Like all liberals, Bette Midler is a not-so-secret racist. She uses the N-word casually and thinks black men are incapable of independent thought. Maybe one day people will remember her as a pioneer because she just figured out how to weaponize her racism to accuse others of racism. Midler incorporated a racist stereotype of black men to attack Mitch McConnell as a racist. Then again, people will probably remember her as that fat ugly lady who was famous for some inexplicable reason.
Since she doesn’t have work, Midler has a lot of spare time on her hands and has apparently picked up the hobby of making bad limericks. Here’s one she launched at the Senate Majority Leader:
Old McConnell has a farm
Where no white man will come to harm
He just wants a home
Where no minorities roam
So no one has a dick bigger than his.— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 13, 2019
Let’s call that a limerick fail since it doesn’t rhyme. Let’s also call it a failure of wit because it’s stupid, incorrect, and wrong.
Mitch McConnell is married to Elaine Chao, who happens to be Asian, so there’s at least one minority roaming on his farm. Bette Midler on the other hand is married to a white man with a very teutonic-sounding name (Martin Rochus Sebastian von Haselberg). Along with her aryan super-daughter, Midler has no racial diversity in her family whatsoever. Now who’s the racist?
The next big issue with this Midler tweet is her suggestion that black men have huge penises. Granted, this is a racial stereotype most black guys don’t mind, but it’s still a racial stereotype. If anyone on the right made a similar statement, liberal idiots like Midler would be screaming “racism!”
Lastly, didn’t Midler get the memo? Liberals are going after McConnell for being a Russian asset, not a racist. The left is calling him “Moscow Mitch” because he won’t pass a bogus “election security” bill that would nationalize state elections and permanently rig the system in favor of democrats. Get your bullshit outrage straight, lady.
The reason why I saw this Midler poem was a failed attempt at a limerick is because she has been banging them out lately. Here’s one for Sean Hannity:
We’re sick of the lack of #humanity
That spews from the lips of #SeanHannity
Wash his mouth out with soap
This fat pompous dope
His logic is just plain #insanity.— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 12, 2019
And another for Tucker Carlson:
The Tucker Trilogy: Part One
There once was an asshole named #Tucker
Who enjoyed his employ as bloodsucker
He touts on TV
Joys of White Supremacy
In a bow tie and suit of seersucker.— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 14, 2019
I’ve never heard Hannity or Cralson use the N-word but I can’t say the same thing for Midler. I suspect all of this racial finger-pointing is just her projecting her own shameful racism on others.
Finally, she dropped this limerick on dead billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein:
That perv Jeffrey E. “committed suicide”
And now all that he knew can be mummified
It seems pretty plain
That the ones who will gain
Are the folks who have ever so much shit to hide!— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 12, 2019
Yeah, Bill Clinton is terribly relieved that Epstein was suicided. I wonder if Midler even knows who she’s punching at with that last one.
I was kind of surprised that Midler didn’t have any President Trump limericks as she is a major sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Maybe it has afflicted her so badly that she can’t think of a word that rhymes with “Trump.” Either that or she got hungry and ate her Trump limerick, thinking it was Lucky Charms.
