I was going to say that celebrity attorney Michael Avenatti is trying desperately to remain relevant, but that implies he was ever relevant. What he’s actually doing is screaming for people to pay attention to him and that’s actually much sadder. His Stormy Daniels thing fizzled out so he announced he was running for president but nobody cared. Then, he inserted himself in the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation circus with a witness so lacking in credibility it actually helped put the nominee on the Supreme Court. Don’t worry, the “creepy porn lawyer” isn’t totally out of ideas to get attention; he now wants to kick Donald Trump Jr.’s ass in the octagon.
Trump Jr. is actually a pretty funny guy who often trolls liberals on Twitter and here is a prime example:
Who else is excited about Avanetti/Weiner 2020?!?
It’s gonna be Carlos Dangerous. https://t.co/yLWO1D2rwx
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 8, 2018
The reason why this is so funny is not because Weiner is a convicted sex offender and Avenatti is a joke, but because this is a fairly likely ticket for the democrats in 2020. Avenatti however was not laughing, mostly because he’s wrapped up a little tight and doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Bif: If I were you, the last thing I would be doing is referencing other people getting out of federal prison. Because after you are indicted, you will likely be passing them on your way in. BTW, they don’t have silver spoons or gold toilets in the joint. Buckle up Buttercup. https://t.co/jnDq4weHZh
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018
Wow, what a tough guy. If even 10% of what Avenatti claimed was true, he might have a little credibility, but this guy is 100% full shit 100% of the time. Another sad thing is that he thinks this is a witty comeback to a hilarious burn. It is not.
I guess Trump Jr. decided Avenatti wasn’t worth his time and didn’t take this Twitter war any further. As I said, Avenatti absolutely craves attention so getting ignored by the President’s son was too much for him and that led to this as reported by NBC senior reporter Dylan Byers:
I’m having lunch with Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti at the Vanity Fair Summit and he’s proposing a three-round mixed-martial arts fight with Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr for charity. No joke.
— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) October 9, 2018
What a shock. A liberal’s first instinct in any argument is to go straight to the violence. Avenatti gots the sads because Trump Jr. made fun of him so now he wants to kick his ass. I’m not sure that Avenatti actually has any MMA skills and would probably tap out 5 seconds into this proposed fight. Being an asshole isn’t the same thing as being tough and considering how Avenatti can’t back up one thing he ever says, chances are he can’t fight either.
This is actually part of a pattern fro Avenatti, he challenges people to things like debates and fights knowing full well he will be ignored. Then he tries to take the high ground by claiming people are afraid of him, which he believes makes him important. Sorry bro, people aren’t afraid of you, they think you’re a clown who isn’t worth pissing on.
