One time Elizabeth Warren was spouting off in the Senate and wouldn’t shut up, so Majority Leader Mitch McConnell had to admonish her, remarking “nevertheless, she persisted.” The Massachusetts democrat loved this and put it on t-shirt to sell to other hysterical leftist women. White House Chief of Staff John Kelly has reportedly referred to Warren as an “impolite arrogant woman” and she loves it even more. I think it’s a guarantee this too will end up on a t-shirt so hairy arm-pitted feminist have something to go with their pink pussy hats while they are dismantling the patriarchy.
Buzzfeed got a hold of some Kelly e-mails from around the time of President Trump’s first attempt at a travel ban for terrorist-sponsor nations. Because these countries are Muslim-majority, lefties freaked out and called it a Muslim ban. Elizabeth Warren was on it and called up the White House to bitch. In this February 8, 2017 e-mail to his top aide, then-Secretary of Homeland Security Kelly hilariously described his phone conversation with Warren like this:
“Absolutely most insulting conversation I have ever had with anyone. What an impolite arrogant woman. She immediately began insulting our people accusing them of not following the court order, insulting and abusive behavior towards those covered by the pause, blah blah blah,” wrote Kelly.
Have you ever heard Elizabeth Warren speak? It actually does sound like “blah, blah, blah.” Actually it’s more like: big banks, blah, blah, blah, inequality, blah, blah, blah, Trump, blah, blah, blah, but I think Kelly nailed it.
Much like how Hilary Clinton embraced Donald Trump calling her a “nasty woman” Elizabeth Warren was all over this accurate characterization by John Kelly:
Was I tough on John Kelly in that phone call? You bet I was. Apparently he thought I was an “impolite arrogant woman.” “Blah blah blah” – that’s all he had to say when he was called out for breaking the law and destroying lives.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018
Of course Warren is going to jump on her new nickname: The Impolite Arrogant Woman. It’s not flattering, but it beats the hell out of “Pocahontas” or “Fauxcahontas.” At the very least it doesn’t call out her lie that she is of Native American heritage to further her career.
Like I said, Warren loves being called an “impolite arrogant woman” and she will start selling this phrase on t-shirts by weeks’ end. Since she is running for president in 2020, look for a lame campaign slogan like: Warren. Impolite. Arrogant. Woman! Also, I bet from now on she opens up every speech with, “The time for politeness is over.”
I think Republicans should have some fun with this. Clearly there is no insult that they can deliver that Warren won’t embrace. They should call her a “delusional bug-eyed twit” just to see her e-mail fundraiser where she says: “This delusional bug-eyed twit is fighting against the big corporations and the patriarchy, but I can’t do it alone.”
