Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti Won’t Run For President After All

The political career of creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti may be over before it ever really started.

The combative scumbag attorney for porn queen Stormy Daniels – the star of such enduring classics as “ToXXXic Cumloads 6” and “Pussy Sweat” – thought that he was a really serious player and had an actual shot at the 2020 Democrat nomination before a series of recent mishaps punched his ticket back to Palookavilla.

Having been completely created by a media that has no qualms about glorifying a pornography industry that has devastated millions of lives, Avenatti’s fall from CNN stardom began when he inserted himself into the contentious Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearings by representing a whack-job named Julie Swetnick who alleged that the teenaged Supreme Court justice had been at parties where women were drugged and gang-raped.

Swetnick’s credibility quickly collapsed lower than Stormy’s integrity but many Democrats blamed Avenatti for the failure to sink Kavanaugh.

He then pissed off the #MeToo banshees when he was quoted in a Time magazine article saying a “white male” would be best positioned to win the party’s nomination (hint: it was him) and capped it off with a recent ugly arrest for domestic violence.

Suddenly, the near-daily appearances on the cable news shows dried up as the Avenatti has outlived his usefulness.

Now he’s backing out of the running entirely!

Via Politico, “Avenatti announces that he will not run for president in 2020”:

Michael Avenatti has long reveled in playing the role of the combative underdog. But the mounting challenges in and outside the courtroom were too much even for him.

The hard-charging Los Angeles attorney pulled the plug on his nascent presidential bid, announcing Tuesday he will not run in 2020.

Avenatti, best known for representing porn star Stormy Daniels, said the decision came after consultation with his family. “I do not make this decision lightly — I make it out of respect for my family. But for their concerns, I would run,” Avenatti, a father of two teenage girls and a 4-year-old son, said in a statement.

His announcement, made in a statement posted on Twitter, came after months of meetings and speaking events that advanced what once seemed to be a completely implausible White House bid. But his fortunes plummeted since his November arrest on domestic violence allegations, in which he might face a misdemeanor charge, and amid an ongoing contentious divorce from his second wife.

After traveling to more than 15 states to speak in front of Democratic groups, forming a PAC and launching his first digital political ad, Avenatti was forced to scale back his public activities after the domestic violence arrest, leading some of his most loyal allies to express doubts about his viability. He also faded from the cable TV line-up where he initially built up his name ID.

Last week, Daniels publicly questioned Avenatti’s credibility after complaining about a lack of transparency over a crowdsourced legal account. She also alleged Avenatti had filed a defamation lawsuit against Donald Trump against her wishes. On Sunday, Daniels reversed herself, saying she and Avenatti had patched things up, but the public dispute further tarnished Avenatti at a time when he could ill afford it.

It couldn’t have happened to nicer guy and the irony is priceless. Once he served his purpose and outlived his usefulness to The Resistance, he was simply discarded like a rubber worn by one of the multitudes who have banged his most famous client.

In a way it’s sad because the entertainment value of Avenatti in the primaries would have been awesome but there are more than enough other clowns to take his place.

Pardon the pun but easy cum, easy go.