Donald Trump’s racism is so bad that it makes black strippers attack white customers. Surely this must be enough to impeach him, right? A stripper in Illinois blamed Trump and his racism for a pair of white customers refusing a lap dance and then proceeded to attack the two. Not only can black people blame their violent antisocial behavior on racism, they can now lay it at the feet of Donald Trump. This is truly a glorious age we live in.
The Journal Star reports that a couple of white men were sitting at the bar of the Pulse Gentleman’s Club in West Peoria, Ill a few weeks ago. A 25-year-old black stripper named Erica L. White (go figure) approached the men and offered to give them a private lap dance. The men respectfully declined the offer, but the stripper persisted.
The stripper got very angry with the men for refusing to pay for a lap dance. It never occurred to her that they didn’t want the dance because she’s hideous, so she naturally assumed it was due to racism.
“You must love Trump, because you’re racist,” said White.
The stripper continued to yell at the men and invoked Trump’s name and racism numerous times. In an effort to shut her up, the men bought her a shot of alcohol, which is not exactly the thing a couple of racists would do. The kind gesture however didn’t work and the stripper got even angrier.
Instead of taking the shot, the stripper threw the shot glass at one of the men, narrowly missing his head. She then smacked one of the men on the back of the head, sending his hat flying.
The police were called and they reviewed the club’s surveillance video. It showed very clearly that the stripper threw the shot glass at the customers and that she smacked the hat off of one of them. Neither of the two white men ever touched the stripper.
While talking to a responding Sheriff’s deputy, White admitted that she had been drinking all day and was completely shitfaced. She did claim that the white men called her a “racist name” adding that the remark “upset her very much because she had never been the victim of racism before.”
When asked about the video that shows her assaulting the customers, White had this science-defying explanation:
As for her alleged actions, she said she accidentally dropped her drink to the ground, and she did not hit anyone, the report stated. She suggested the angle of the video camera somehow made it look as if she had struck the man. As for his hat flying off, she theorized that as her shot glass hit the floor, the force of the splashing liquor perhaps blasted the hat from his head, the report stated.
It’s too bad Mythbusters is off the air because I’d love to see them try to blast a hat off of a guy’s head by dropping a shot glass on the floor. My guess is they wouldn’t be able to replicate this amazing feat.
White was arrested and booked on a felony aggravated assault charge, which sounds serious but it’s not. Despite being wanted on a DUI warrant as well, the stripper was able to bond out of jail for a mere $180. I’m sure she probably feels the justice system is racist as well.
The only thing left here is for Reps Maxine Waters and Al Green to call White to testify before Congress. If Trump’s racism made a couple of white guys decline a lap dance from this black stripper, that would add to the case that the Presidnet should be impeached for being a racist.
