Democrats To Protest Trump By Wearing White To SOTU

Donald Trump’s presidency has taken many attacks from the left and he’s still standing, but this latest move might just knock him off his perch. Democrats, female democrats, are planning on wearing white to the State of the Union address in an attempt to…gosh, I don’t have any idea how to finish this sentence. I have no idea why wearing white will do anything to to anyone, let alone the President of the United States, but apparently liberals think the key to getting rid of Trump lies in their fashion statements.

Not long ago a flamboyantly gay actor battled President Trump by wearing a hot pink cape to an awards show. Trump survived that attack, but can he withstand this stupid thing reported by stupider CNN?

The House Democratic Women’s Working Group is inviting female members of both parties to wear white to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address next week as a symbol of solidarity.

“Wearing suffragette white is a respectful message of solidarity with women across the country, and a declaration that we will not go back on our hard-earned rights,” said Florida Rep. Lois Frankel, the chair of the DWWG.

Suffragette white? I’ve never seen that color in my crayon box or at the paint store. Must be some exclusive hue for lunatic liberal feminists, which I realize is a triple-redundancy.

The suffragette movement was of course the the fight for women’s right to vote in the early 20th Century, which makes this even dumber. Women have the right to vote and nobody, including President Trump is trying to take that away. There are approximately 5 Constitutional Amendments that guarantee women’s right to vote. Maybe these broads need to relax and find something else to bitch about.

Which brings up another issue, feminists and democrats keep saying that Trump threatens their rights, but they can’t point to anything to back up this ridiculous claim. Those insipid Women’s Marches in Washington DC and around the country are basically to stop the imaginary assault by the President on their real rights that are fully intact. Again, find something else to freak out over.

At last year’s State of the Union, female democrats wore black to show support for the #MeToo movement, but that fashion-related protest was a complete bust. It turns out that almost all of the the rapey gropey perverts were either democrats or liberal Hollywood celebrities, so Trump and the Republicans didn’t feel the intended shame.

Liberal are ass-deep in this clothing-based form of civil disobedience. Every year for “National F*ck the 2nd Amendment Day” or whatever they call it, lefties all wear orange to stop gun violence and signify their opposition to a basic civil right. Why in God’s name do these morons think wearing a particular color of clothing is going to change anything?

Today I am wearing a pair of black shorts and a Motorhead t-shirt to show my support for a society that frowns upon walking around naked. I also wore a pair of shoes to signify that I’m not a dirty hippy and that I don’t like stepping in dog shit with my bare feet.

Lucky for these democrats that they are democrats because if they were Republicans, this SOTU white-out would be viewed as terribly racist. Imagine when Obama was president if women from the GOP showed up to the State of the Union wearing all-white. The liberal media would accuse them of literally being in the KKK.