There’s nothing organic about liberal outrage and hysteria because they a simple-minded sheep who are good at taking direction but bad at independent thought. They take their marching orders from a central liberal authority, which sends out memos telling lefties what they should be freaking the f*ck out over. This week they’ve been tasked with losing their minds over straight white men. As obedient drones, they’ve all complied with this order.
First up is gay “journalist” Judah Robinson, who can’t believe a straight white guy made the cover of Esquire magazine:
What kind of garbage is this @esquire? Media really needs to stop covering the white, cis-gendered, heterosexual man in America as if it is an underrepresented group. It is fucking dangerous pic.twitter.com/x9fDGMJC33
— Judah Robinson (@judah_robinson) February 12, 2019
Wow, it’s not just that he hates straight white males, but that he says it’s dangerous to give them any kind of press.
That’s pretty unhinged, but nothing compared to radical leftist author Dan Arel, who puts the honky danger into perspective:
I submit that white Christian males are the US version of ISIS. https://t.co/6qBbQpkDHb
— Dan Arel (@danarel) February 11, 2019
And because the left has determined that white males are dangerous terrorists, Hollywood took note. Actress Brie Larson chose a black journalist with cerebral palsy because she doesn’t want her press tour promoting Captain Marvel to be, “overwhelmingly white male.” This is from Marie Claire:
MC: I was thrilled you requested me to interview you. I thought, ‘This is game-changing’. It’s the biggest opportunity I’ve had. Nobody usually wants to take a chance on a disabled journalist. I’d love to know what your particular reasons were.
Larson: About a year ago, I started paying attention to what my press days looked like and the critics reviewing movies, and noticed it appeared to be overwhelmingly white male. So, I spoke to Dr Stacy Smith at the USC Annenberg Inclusion Initiative, who put together a study to confirm that. Moving forward, I decided to make sure my press days were more inclusive. After speaking with you, the film critic Valerie Complex and a few other women of colour, it sounded like across the board they weren’t getting the same opportunities as others. When I talked to the facilities that weren’t providing it, they all had different excuses.
She actually commission a study to see how white and male her press days were? And there’s something called the Annenberg Inclusion Initiative?
So what can explain this sudden outburst of white male hatred from the left? Maybe drunken out-of-work comedian Chelsea Handler can shed some light on this:
Black history month is one month a year and white people still found a way to make it more about them.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 7, 2019
Oh, it’s all about Black History Month. That makes sense. With so little important history, hating on whitey is the next best thing.
I would like to point out that all of the above “woke” liberal white-hating losers are themselves white. Some of them are even male. While liberals may not be good at coming up with their own ideas, they kick ass at self-loathing. Don’t judge them too harshly, they were just following orders.