On Thursday I pointed out the hypocrisy of fake Indian Elizabeth Warren supporting reparations for descendants of slaves but not for Native Americans. Obviously Warren reads Def-Con News because she just came out in support of Indian reparations. We had a pretty nasty troll recently that was calling all of the writers and commenters on DCN a bunch of gay Nazis and I think it’s pretty clear that troll is Elizabeth Warren.
On Thursday, The New York Times reported that Warren was trying to pander the black vote like this:
Ms. Warren also said she supported reparations for black Americans impacted by slavery — a policy that experts say could cost several trillion dollars, and one that Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and many top Democrats have not supported.
The Warren campaign declined to give further details on that backing…
I pointed out that it was kind of a dick move for Warren to support reparations for slaves but not Indians, considering she has spent so much of her life pretending to be Cherokee.
Two days later The Washington Post reports that Warren was asked if Native Americans also deserve reparations. This was her answer:
“I think it’s a part of the conversation. I think it’s an important part of the conversation,” said Warren.
That’s a bullshit noncommittal answer, but more or less she’s saying that she does believe American Indians should get a bunch of money for doing nothing.
This may come as a shock to Warren, being a self-proclaimed Indian princess and all, but the United States government already gives Native Americans a shitload of reparations. On top of all the tribal land treaties and Indian gaming licenses, we give them billions of dollars for no particular reason.
Through the Bureau of Indian Affairs over 600 recognized tribes receive grants for everything from historic preservation to free housing. There is also a trust fund that pays out cold hard cash just for being an Indian. They get free legal assistance and even subsidized eagle feathers. If you can prove you are at least part Indian (more than 1/1024), the federal government will give you money.
And there’s more: During his first term, Obama and the democrats in Congress approved a $3.5 billion settlement with Native Americans because they mismanaged their own tribal lands. In 2016, Obama gave Indians another $492 million for the same reason.
Seeing as Elizabeth Warren is only pretending to be Native American, it makes sense that she has no idea how much reparations Indians get. If she were actually Cherokee as she claims, she’d know how generous Uncle Sam is to the American Indians. Just like her DNA test, this is more proof that she’s completely full of shit.
You could also make a good case that the billions the government spends on welfare programs every year qualifies as reparations for black people, but this is all about Elizabeth Warren and her bullshit.
The good news is that we now know that Elizabeth Warren is a regular visitor to Def-Con News. Liz, if you’re reading this, please stop trying to post you dick pics in the comment section. Our spam filter catches ‘em every time.
The liberal media is always running stories about how President Trump is influenced by Fox News. Where’s the hard-hitting piece about how Elizabeth Warren is influenced by Def-Con News? We made her publicly support Native American reparations. Give us the credit we so richly deserve.
