AOC Blames GOP For DOA Poll Numbers

If only there were a way I could have found a way to throw some more 3-letter acronyms into that headline. A new poll came out that shows that most people, including democrats, think socialist dingbat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is hurting the Democratic Party. Because the NY Rep. is a complete loon, she doesn’t think these bad poll numbers are because of her mindless blabbering and profoundly stupid ideas. No, she of course blames it on a “vast right-wing conspiracy.” Where have I heard that before?

A Quinnipiac poll was released recently and one of the questions asked if AOC was good for the Democratic Party. Only 25% said yes, she’s good for the democrats, while 35% said she was dragging the party down. Among democrats, 47% thought she was doing good things for the party while 53% thought she sucked or claimed they never even heard of her. Ouch.

Senior editor for Wharton Digital thought the poll was pretty funny so he tweeted this out:

To which AOC went full tinfoil hat with this response:

There you go: According to AOC the Republicans, Fox News, Breitbart, and the Internet are conspiring to malign her, which in turn makes democrats not like her very much. Even Hillary Clinton’s “vast right-wing Conspiracy” wasn’t this crazy.

Here’s a fair question: Who is making AOC say all of the ignorant things that come out of her mouth? It certainly isn’t Sean Hannity, Steve Bannon, Robert Mercer, or anyone on 4chan. I suspect that her words are her own and that is the actual problem.

This maligning of which she speaks is people reporting on and reacting in disbelief to the words she uses. If she feels it’s an attack for Fox News to simply quote her, maybe she ought to rethink her statements before making them public.

And in reality, she’s tanking in the polls because her ideas are complete shit. She’s a socialist, pushing socialist programs, with no concept on how to pay for them. She doesn’t understand how money works. She doesn’t understand how the United States government works. She doesn’t understand what’s written in the US Constitution.

I don’t know much about astrophysics or modern art. As such I don’t talk about these things and I sure as hell don’t try to pass myself off as an expert. It’s just one of the small effortless steps I take to keep from looking like a blathering idiot.

AOC should stick to topics that she has a little knowledge of like bartending and caring for donkey teeth. Fox News would never report on her if she was talking about making a Mai Tai or flossing hay and carrots out of her enormous chompers.

This is AOC’s basic MO:

Step One: AOC says something insanely stupid.

Step Two: People call out her stupidity and counter it with irrefutable facts.

Step Three: AOC ignores the facts and accuses her critics of being haters.

Step Four: AOC won’t let go or admit to being wrong, saying that people are afraid of a strong woman of color.

Step Five: AOC tries to convince everyone the there is a conspiracy to get her for saying dumb things.

Step Six: The liberal media proclaims that Republicans are “pouncing” on AOC for the dumb shit she says.

The thing is, I would have no problem believing a conspiracy that AOC is a Republican plant designed to embarrass the Democratic Party and turn public sentiment away from socialist progressive liberalism. I do have a really hard time believing she is a real person.