The only thing stronger than Trump’s nickname game is his mad trash-talking skill. Democrats try to cut the President down, but they are rank amateurs and it just comes out as pathetic. President Trump put on a clinic at a speech in Louisiana today, taking down his potential 2020 democratic opponents in hilarious fashion.
Fox News reports on Trump’s Hackberry, La speech at the LNG Export Facility:
Trump started rolling off some stats about how well the economy is doing under his leadership and then veered into his reelection campaign, predicting he is going to “win it big.”
“I’m looking at the competition. You sort of dream about competition like that,” started Trump.
There are 23 democrats running for the party’s nomination and Trump tried to get to as many of them as he could. He started out by mocking Pete Buttigieg’s name:
“I got boot edge edge,” started Trump.
Is that how you pronounce his name? I thought it was “butt-e-gig.” I’m going with “Boot-Edge-Edge” from now on.
Next he jumped on the sad campaign of former rockstar Beta O’Dork:
“I got ’em all. I got Beto. Beto is falling fast. What the Hell happened? Remember about four weeks ago, he said ‘I was made for this.’ He was made for it. He was made to fall like a rock. What happened to him? But he’s trying to restart his campaign. That generally doesn’t work out too well. Political geniuses when you have to restart your campaign, history has said that’s trouble,” said Trump.
Elizabeth Warren’s campaign is struggling so bad that Trump barely had anything to say about her:
“Pocahontas I think is probably out,” Trump said.
As for the the two old white frontrunners, Trump summed them up thusly:
“I don’t know what the hell happened to Biden. What happened to him? I’m looking at him and that doesn’t look like the guy I knew. And Bernie, Bernie’s crazy, but Bernie’s got a lot more energy than Biden,” Trump set up.
And the punchline…
“Bernie’s got a lot of energy but it’s energy to get rid of your jobs. He’s got the opposite energy that you produce. Not good energy,” Trump said.
With so many nobodies running in 2020, President Trump hit the rest of the field like this:
“Boy you got some beauties there. 350 million people and that’s the best we could do. I don’t think so. Even as Democrats, I could pick better than that,” said Trump.
Not mentioned were Cameltoe Harris, Spartacus Booger, or any of the other anonymous also-rans.
You know the comedy hit the mark because the liberal media hyperventilated over it:
Down in Louisiana, Trump is clearly politicizing what is supposed to be an official WH speech, hitting Beto O’Rourke, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, and Bernie Sanders. “Bernie is crazy,” Trump said.
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) May 14, 2019
This was simply awesome. It’s like Trump was MCing a roast of the DNC, just picking apart the 2020 demos on the dais. I, for one, appreciate having a president that is this funny. Bill Clinton’s sax playing and infidelity was funny but in a different way. Barack Obama bloviating in his mom jeans was unintentionally funny. President Trump’s comedy is on purpose and spot on.
