OMG!!! This is totes amazeballs! Joe Biden, who was born before D-Day, just posted a pic of a friendship bracelet from his BFF/BAE Barack Obama. This would be lame if he was a ten-year-old girl and in reality, he probably wouldn’t mind getting his hands on a 10-year-old girl. The only thing I can conclude from this is that Joe Biden’s presidential campaign just threw up their hands and said, “F*ck it. We can’t win so let’s mess with everyone’s minds.”
Without further ado, here is the single most embarrassing moment in any presidential campaign in US political history:
Happy #BestFriendsDay to my friend, @BarackObama. pic.twitter.com/JTd1t7NtyL
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 9, 2019
Are you shitting me? That looks like a real thing that actually exists. Either Obama really did give that to Biden, which wouldn’t be shocking, or Biden’s people went out and had it made just for this sad Twitter post. Either way, you can’t find anything more pathetic from any of the other democrat losers running in 2020. That’s actually saying a lot with a field that includes Beto O’Rourke, Kirsten Gillibrand, Cory Booker, and Eric Swalwell.
Of course Biden considers Obama his best friend forever, according to Crazy Joe, Obama is the first black guy who can speak English and doesn’t smell like a hobo. Remember this awesome quote for Biden in 2007:
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man,” Biden said of Obama.
Biden however didn’t always love clean articulate blacks. Back in the 70’s, as a Senator from Delaware, Biden was vehemently against racial integration.
“In order for your child with curly black hair, brown eyes, and dark skin to be able to learn anything, he needs to sit next to my blond-haired, blue-eyed son. That’s racist. We’ve lost our bearings since the 1954 Brown vs. School Board desegregation case. To ‘desegregate’ is different than to ‘integrate.’ I am philosophically opposed to quota systems. They insure mediocrity,” said Biden.
Plus he thought blacks complaining about slavery needed to STFU:
“I do not buy the concept, popular in the ’60s, which said, ‘We have suppressed the black man for 300 years.’ I don’t feel responsible for the sins of my father and grandfather. I feel responsible for what the situation is today, for the sins of my own generation. And I’ll be damned if I feel responsible to pay for what happened 300 years ago,” said Biden.
And as recently as 2007, Biden thought black people were shitty parents who raised idiot kids:
“There’s less than one percent of the population of Iowa that is African American. There is probably less than four of five percent that are minorities. What is in Washington? So look, it goes back to what you start off with, what you’re dealing with. When you have children coming from dysfunctional homes, when you have children coming from homes where there’s no books, where the mother from the time they’re born doesn’t talk to them — as opposed to the mother in Iowa who’s sitting out there and talks to them, the kid starts out with a 300 word larger vocabulary at age three. Half this education gap exists before the kid steps foot in the classroom,” said Biden.
Obviously Biden changed his tune about black people as well as integrating with them. He was totally into integrating the White House because he couldn’t get there on his own and Obama offered him the opportunity.
What this tweet really says is, “Hey look, I have a black friend.”
As you know, being an old white man is a serious liability in the new radical left democratic party. Biden can’t campaign in blackface, and I’m sure they’ve explored that option, so the next best thing is to let the people know that this 76-year-old honky knows a black dude.
